Zoos Rate Their Animals By Giving Them Reviews and The Results Are Hilarious

Other zoos and related animal centers saw the idea and decided to follow the trend, and man, are we glad they did.

Angie

• Published in Animals
• March 16, 2018

When I go to buy something on Amazon, I religiously read reviews until I am strongly convinced to buy the item. This really goes for everything from a toy for my kid to a swimsuit for myself. Suppliers depend on these ratings.

In a cute twist, the Oregon Zoo started to post adorable reviews of its animals, essentially giving a beacon of light to the dark news always present in this world. Other zoos and related animal centers saw the idea and decided to follow the trend, and man, are we glad they did. 

Read below for reviews of your favorite mammals and reptiles and birds, oh my!

At least no batteries to buy!

*high koalaty*

Seriously the cutest thing I've seen today.

They said it smells strangely of fish...

Also loves pets :)

Scandalous!

Watch out for the teeth!

TIL!

I could never return the little guy though!

*secretly enjoys Pepsi*

That's quite the difference!

Floof for days

I just wanna scoop this lil dude right up!

Where'd his toe go?!

Eeeeee!

What is this even?

Cute feets are a key feature

Hayyyyy there!

And reflective to boot!

He seems fast.

Angie