Proof That Nobody Roasts The Internet Quite Like Wendy's On Twitter

You're going to need some burn ointment while you read this.

Elana

• Published in Funny
• January 15, 2019

Unless you've been living under a rock and not on the Internet at all up until today, then you're probably well aware that Wendy's social media presence has become quite notorious. The personalities behind the hamburger joint's Twitter account are quick-witted, sassy, and hilariously sharp with virtually everyone they interact with.

Other businesses and personal accounts have all taken their jabs at Wendy's over the years and Wendy's almost always comes back with the kind of crass humor we've come to know and love them for. For Wendy's part? They freakin' love doing it. In fact, they love it so much that they made a fake holiday for the sole purpose of roasting people on Twitter.

"It's go time!" the fast-food restaurant chain tweeted on the 4th of January. "You want the roast? Then Let's go!" The #NationalRoastDay tweets rolled in and without a doubt, Wendy's delivered.

Get Inked

We support this notion.

Devon Sawa

Careful, we don't need this.

No biceps, no problem.

There's so much empty space in that selfie.

Beef

It's what's for dinner.

Women collectively, everywhere:

"Wendy's knows what's up."

Reddit Level 9000

He's so close.

Sit on them?

What a waste of good weights.

Roast vs. Bake

We're just laughing that Wendy's is making a joke about being stoned.

Baked Potato

Wendy's sells baked potatoes, if you didn't know.

Hooters

This is especially humorous if you know what their uniforms look like... (Hint: there's not much to them.)

Burn.

Nobody has time for bad radio stations.

Patchy

Honestly.

Rat family

The best part of any rat family is the rats.

Please...

Please don't let there be another yodel kid.

Play Ball

Or don't, but we're sure you'll enjoy this pop culture reference.

Corn Nuts

Whose idea was corn nuts anyway?

Triple Burn Roast

Wendy's slams 3 people at once. We love it.

This nut.

Wendy's isn't wrong about this one.

Wala-WHOA that burns.

Wendy's is being all topical and what-not.

B-Selfie

Better than an F.

Happy Halloween!

This is a bold-faced lie. Everyone traded Almond Joys.

I can take it.

...But can the tree?

Pop Punk Burn

They're going to need some ointment for this one.

This little kid.

Who is giving the Internet to these children?

The nose ring thing.

It's always a part of a bigger picture.

HOW COULD THEY?

If you want to be roasted then you better ask for yourself, don't throw your dog under the bus!

Doug the Pug

The Internet's most beloved pet.

Potato, Potato!

If you've ever bought frozen potatoes then you know this roast is 100% spot-on.

But Fortnite dances are supposed to be what's cool!

Has the Internet been lying to us?

Where??

Wendy's has high beauty standards.

Who are you??

Wendy's knows how to issue a blow to your ego.

How many?

Inquiring minds.

Heyo!

Bald guys get all the best roasts.

Only 90's kids will understand this.

Which, really, makes it even funnier.

When you try to diss Wendy's...

It will always backfire.

Elana