15 Weirdly Dressed Celebrities Who Gave Two Hoots To Fashion Rules
I have a bone to pick with celebrities, honestly. I mean, just because you're famous and all doesn't mean you can get away with wearing raw flesh on stage.
Remember Lady Gaga and the meat dress she wore at the VMAs? Not only did she give a majority of us a severe eyesore, but she likely killed the cilia of the many people she interacted with.
That dress was made out of raw meat. But she wasn't the first one to feature raw meat.
Canadian artist Jana Sterbak was possibly the first one to debut in a meat dress sometime in the 80s. But raw meat was used long before it was worn.
The Beatles' album called "Yesterday and Today" also features raw meat and severed parts of baby dolls. It's obvious that a lot of people were upset to see their favorite singers turn into savage butchers.
Oh well, but that begs the question, did Lady Gaga's dress smell? Also, where is it now?
It's raw meat, of course, it did smell, but to Lady Gaga, it smelled sweet. And since raw meat doesn't have a longer shelf-life, the dress was taxidermied and preserved as beef jerky at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
But this post isn't only about Lady Gaga's choice of clothing, there are other celebrities whose fashion sense hit us right in the face.
The images you're about to see can induce a minor headache. Caution is advised.
1. Anna Dello Russo dressed as the demon's screaming flamingo.
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7. Helen Lasichanh dressed as a piece of raw bacon.
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8. Rita Ora forgot to dress up after a hot bath.
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9. Jared Leto and his disco coat.
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10. Kim Kardashian came dressed as floral upholstery.
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11. Róisín Murphy transformed into a human disco ball.
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12. Eva Longoria hammed it up with a ham costume.
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13. Grace Jones dressed as Patrick from Spongebob Square Pants.
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14. Solange Knowles wore her sleeping bag, in case, you know...
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15. Sarah Jessica Parker's head is on fire.
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In Summary...
I told you you'd need to exercise caution, so don't blame me, man. I'm sorry you had to suffer watching the above wardrobe fails, but at least, I'm not alone!
Celebrities like to be creative and stuff, you know, to stay relevant but there's a thin line between being creative and being downright weird. Some of the outfits are crazy weird, and others are totally impractical.
Think about it, would you wear any of these outfits in public? Didn't think so.
With Sia's outfit, you might fall face first or hit a wall. With Kim's outfit, people would judge you for wearing blackout retro curtains.
Rita's outfit makes absolutely no sense in public, while Lady Gaga's outfit may scare people away. Helen's bacon outfit and Eva's ham outfit are totally impractical, as you can't really use your hands!
I think Solange's outfit is the most practical in today's world. I mean, imagine carrying a sleeping bag without actually carrying it?
It's an art. Also, Solange's outfit resembles a car's airbags, so no more accidents.
It's a win-win. But I'd still not buy it.
What do you think about these outfits?
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