31 Times When Meals Surprised People, But Not In A Good Way

"I dislocated my jaw... while eating cereal."

Filip

• Published in Funny
• June 14, 2022

There is nothing better than eating fresh dinner at home after a hard-working day. But as we are all aware, making tasty meals is not that easy.

Cooking is a process that requires a lot of energy, time, and even natural skills. And while some people are blessed with excellent cooking talent, others appreciate the innovation of pre-made meals, restaurants, and fast food kiosks.

But, once in a while, every one of us tries to make a delicious meal. Either we are in a mood for cooking, or we think that preparing that meal may not be as difficult as it seems, but the result might not always be as expected.

Even when you take ready-to-go food to bring it home and speed up the dinner process, it could end up as a complete disappointment, if not even worse. Whether for its taste or just random ingredients that somehow end up in a meal they shouldn’t be in.

So, if you thought that no one could outdo your talentless doings in the kitchen, you need to take a peek at these photos to comfort yourself. Or if you have believed that buying food is way better than your homemade, this post will show you the opposite.

Thanks to the Reddit community, we have chosen the funniest kitchen disasters and ready-to-go food to boost your cooking confidence and make you laugh by watching these unexpected failures.

1. "Welp... Breakfast is off."

2. "6 hours of slow cooking later"

3. "Got some dreadlocks in my coke at the ballgame"

4. "Christmas Lunch ruined for a few extra $ on weigh-in"

5. "I was eating a bag of sour gushers and there was an eye contact inside of the bag... Didn’t realize until I was chewing on it"

6. "Accidentally baked a fly into my cookies."

7. "Fighting an ant infestation in my kitchen the last couple days. Didn't think to check my cereal box. Realized the small brown things are ants 6-8 bites in."

8. "I dislocated my jaw... while eating cereal."

9. "My cooked just done ready to eat macaroni"

10. "I mean, I didn’t want to eat it anyway."

11. "So much for trying to eat healthy"

12. "Decided to cook dinner for my parents when visiting with the lockdown rules being relaxed. There was an odd bitter taste to the food, turns out the pepper expired the year before i was born."

13. "My well spiced dinner"

14. "I didn't get a chance to eat so I made myself noodles and ended up spilling them on my knee and bed."

15. "Came home late from work, drop my open sandwich in the parking lot. Go to make pasta, the first pot slips and I pour it all on the ground. Make a second pot and the handle straight up breaks and my pasta goes everywhere. Didn't eat; had a lil cry."

16. "Eat two of these bad boys in the dark and go back to see this."

17. "Found this monstrous vein in a piece of beef I was eating."

18. "Eating and reading emails don't go together."

19. "If you didn’t take a picture of your food first, did you really eat it?"

20. "So.. should I still eat it? I’m starving."

21. "Well, I guess I’m not eating that."

22. "When you come home and your house doesn’t smell like pot roast (r.slowcooking)"

23. "I opened my quick rice pouch to eat before class discovered at least an inch of thick mold."

24. "I was making dinner and heard a pop. NOT eating that!!!"

25. "Feeling like Kevin from the office right now."

26. "Someone cut me up while transporting chili for my sister in laws birthday dinner."

27. "I posted on r/shittyfoodporn and recommended to share here. I *tried* to make a breakfast casserole for hosting the in-laws. The food wasn’t cold (potatoes were browned and hot) and dish was supposed to be oven safe. FML. merry chrysler"

28. "Uber Eats driver dropped my laksa soup broth. Managed to soak some shoes and doormat too."

29. "Just wanted an easy takeout after a long day at work..."

30. "I made a lasagna for lunch. Here's the result."

31. "I cleaned the cat’s litter box and brought the bag with me to throw away in my outdoor trash can on the way to work. I also brought my lunch. Guess which one got thrown away and which one came to work with me."

So tell us, did you enjoy watching these food failures? We hope you found it interesting and funny and that it encourages you to continue with your everyday cooking.

But, have you ever had a similar experience in the kitchen? If you have captured it, please share it with us and make someone's day even funnier.

Filip