40 Hilarious Tweets About Raising Children From Exhausted Parents Trying Their Best
We are grateful to parents who go online to decompress after a long day of work and caring for their children. The chaos of raising kids may be stressful for them, but it brings so much amusement for us spectators.
From unsuccessfully stopping their children from wading into a random park puddle to bedtime battles, these posts offer snippets into the roller coaster ride that is raising children. There is never a dull day when children are involved.
They swing from manipulating their parents to get what they want or throwing historic tantrums that would put the Greek gods to shame. These tweets, or posts in the post-Dorsey era of Twitter, capture the universal truths of parenthood.
They resonate with exhausted parents across the globe who find solace in the shared laughter amidst the chaos that is their home. Whether it's the absurdity of toddler logic or the unexpected wisdom gleaned from children's observations, funny parenting tweets offer an exasperated kind of amusement.
Parents camp under these tweets to trade stories about their kids that are more absurd than the last. It would be difficult for them to believe if their parents didn't applaud how painfully real these experiences are.
If your children are old enough to understand that they can't just barge in the bathroom to tell you about the fairy they think is magically packing their lunches, then you have enough alone time to read these 40 tweets. If not, we'll wait for you to share your hilarious parenting experiences.
1. The material may be different, but the experience is the same.
@notmythirdrodeo2. Might as well retire and pass the baton after that S-tier insult.
@kristabellerina3. 100% efficacy.
@dadmann_walking4. This floor is most definitely not lava.
@HenpeckedHal5. A revolutionary place to keep all kitchen utensils!
@sarcasticmommy46. Better ask what was in the bone-in birthday cake muffin.
@mahnamematt7. Make that two — shorter wait times.
@difficultpatty
8. Forgot the part where they cry because you wouldn't let them get hurt.
@maryfairybobrry
9. Too bad the kid isn't fascinated by rats. It would have been an easier conversation.
@ChristieCurry25
10. Keeping the napkin in a pristine condition is the goal. Duh.
@itssherifield
11. ...and some chicken fingers.
@KatieDeal99
12. At the very least, surely.
@RodLacroix
13. Don't giggle when she asks about your day, either!
@daddygofish
14. "Rain check. Pee Wee league this weekend."
@sixfootcandy
15. "You have to do all the voices, too!"
@TheMomHack
16. New definition of parental lock.
@dadmann_walking
17. You have to pretend you don't know about it.
@dadmann_walking
18. Even then, the food still isn't enough.
@sarcasticmommy4
19. If they stop complaining about it, they wouldn't be so dehydrated.
@HenpeckedHal
20. They aim for the squishy organs, too.
@mommeh_dearest
21. Life is difficult when you're three.
@JohnSmillie42
22. Kids can't win. If they play on their iPads, their parents complain. If they don't, they become the subject of tweets.
@HenpeckedHal
23. What is this phenomenon?
@reallifemommy3
24. Play Jaws when they ask for a beach day.
@RodLacroix
25. A parenting book, but it's just photos of the mess a determined toddler makes all by themself every few minutes.
@daddygofish
26. All the random bruises from your kids using you as a jungle gym.
@SatiricalMommy
27. Before the sweet, independent stage is this phase.
@HenpeckedHal
28. It's urgent business!
@itssherifield
29. No words can be as commanding.
@mom_tho
30. Close the parenting book. Your job is done.
@itssherifield
31. If you don't reheat it, you're also doing it wrong.
@BunAndLeggings
32. They would do better next time just to prove you wrong.
@sarcasticmommy4
33. A long-forgotten dream.
@HenpeckedHal
34. Neat party trick. Never do it again.
@maryfairybobrry
35. What, like it's hard?
@mxmclain
36. Duck, just to be safe.
@sarcasticmommy4
37. A lot has happened in that year.
@pro_worier_
38. Modems do like long, circuitous walks.
@IHideFromMyKids
39. You cannot be trusted with all that treasure!
@HenpeckedHal
40. What does it feel like to raise the next Albert Einstein?
@NJSimmondsbooks
It's incredible how interesting children and young people can be. The patience of a saint is required to raise them, but they are never boring.
These realistic parenting tweets are entertaining as always. These growing humans and their still-developing personalities are a ray of sunshine in what can be a bleak online landscape.
