Commuter's Clever Retaliation Against Aggressive Train Passenger Using A Book Spoiler

Literary justice served!

Sophia

• Published in Interesting
• December 4, 2023

A couple of months ago, OP found themselves in the midst of an unusual train encounter. Standing at the station, the train pulled in—not a bustling platform or a packed train, but an incident unfolded.

A woman behind OP aggressively pushed through, determined to secure a seat even at the expense of those exiting. Despite the near-knockdown, she triumphantly claimed a seat, promptly pulling out a book she had only just begun.

Interestingly, OP had finished the exact same book a few weeks prior, and serendipitously, a massive twist awaited the reader three-quarters of the way in.

As OP disembarked, they couldn't resist a parting gift—a spoiler about the book's unexpected revelation. The joy of turning the tables on an overzealous fellow passenger added an unexpected and satisfying twist to this train journey tale.

In the world of train rides and bookworms, spoilers are a notorious pitfall. Commuters often tread a delicate balance, trying to enjoy their reads without accidentally stumbling upon plot twists.

However, in this instance, it was the aggressor who got an unforeseen literary surprise, serving as a humorous reminder of the unpredictable interactions that can unfold on public transportation.

Just take a look...

At a quiet station, someone aggressively pushed past OP to board a nearly empty train, nearly knocking them over in the process.

Pushy train woman started a book OP had already finished so they did the most petty thing at that time—spoiled them the ending of the book before heading off.

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Plot twist on the pusher!

Turning train rides into live spoilers, like a one-person Simpsons episode.

Now that's next-level mischief! Loudhailers and Snape's secret—a wizarding world gone wild.

Masterful Potterhead move: First in line, grabs the book, skips to the end, shouts the twist. Total wizardry in mischief!

Talk about a magical spoiler attack! Poor co-worker got a dose of Dumbledore demise on the subway.

Cover's on lockdown—dodging spoiler sneak attacks in public like a literary ninja!

OG struggle: Waiting for a friend's HPB, off the internet for 2 weeks like a wizard in hiding. The original offline mode!

Relishing the aftermath of the spoiler drop—no skipping needed when a perfectly timed plot twist is at play!

Hint: It starts with the letter "V."

A plot twist for pushy commuters—poetic justice served with a side of spoilers!

If she's faking it, the wife isn't getting off the train either.

Handing someone a book: turning reading into a joint comedy act, where plot twists become shared punchlines.

Elbowed for a seat? Responded with a strategic gas attack, and a friend-induced diversion: chaos on the bus, mission accomplished!

Telepathic book vibes: One sentence, and the mind library reveals its secrets. Reader's intuition level—Jedi Master!

Bookstore chaos: Witnessed a Mockingjay meltdown, a spoiler hero steps up: "I'll save some time—Prim dies."

At least it was unintentional...

Book nerd delight: Horrified yet secretly rejoicing at the brilliance of such literary mischief. The petty heart knows its own kind of joy!

Spoiler defense tip: Who needs reading when Google's a plot twist detective? Instant revelations, no book required!

It's all in the fine print of literary justice.

OP's train journey taught a simple lesson: pushiness may earn you a seat, but it won't protect you from unexpected plot twists—both in books and in real life! In our daily commutes, we often forget kindness in the rush.

But as the OP's experience shows, life's little twists, like a spoiler for a rude passenger, remind us that courtesy always matters. Comment down your thoughts, or share this article for all your family and friends to see!

Sophia