30 Times People Received 'Cursed' Texts With The Most Threatening And Hilarious Auras

This is a new class of texts available for our enjoyment.

Maryjane

• Published in Funny
• May 7, 2022

Every text is unique. There are weird text messages from your ex, texts with wrong numbers, and text messaging failures.

However, there is a new class of texts available for our enjoyment. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the cursed collection of texts with really threatening and hilarious auras.

And we mean it when we say we’re going to threaten you. A threatening aura can be a place, individual, or object that leaves you feeling unsafe just by looking at them.

Consider a text as a hedgehog cake. That is the cursed spirit we are discussing.

Some of the funniest and most awkward text exchanges have been compiled by a Twitter account. Some of these exchanges include a very bizarre response to childbirth and a wrong number of texts gone horribly wrong.

In one snapshot, an overzealous grandmother texts her grandchild to tell them she'd met some nice girls, and that she let the girls know he'd been circumcised. The other shows somebody else conceding to boiling the kettle ahead of a water fight, and one woman texts her ex to inquire why he is still playing chess with her father online a year after they split up.

For your viewing pleasure, we have compiled 30 snapshots of these threatening auras shared on this hilarious Twitter account. Get yourself one kilo of salty caramel popcorn and keep scrolling.

1. Burgers, drinks and salsa music... Lol

2. The child must not be an obstacle

3. You are playing with my heart darling

4. Lol... Didn't see that coming

5. What!

6. This is one text with a really threatening aura

7. What's going to happen now?

8. "You are under the rest"... Haha

9. That reply is going to shake tables

10. It's to confetti our chat I guess

11. This person clearly doesn't know what the numbers are there for

12. I need a you who isn't you... Really?

13. Oh no! Don't do it again... What!

14. Can this person really be blamed?

15. Your name is probably the reason

16. Well, stop sending me clash invites

17. But you can talk when you need something huh?

18. I guess he wants you to see him like a step brother

19. It's the wordings and descriptions for me

20. Lol... Some people can do the undoable

21. Someone has been put in their place

22. Like really, what's wrong with you?

23. You still have a wrong number regardless

24. So height determines who sends one pizza now huh...

25. Tiktok is making people do crazy things

26. And that is how a long note of explanation begins

27. It's a yeah, yeah to the yeah, yeah, yeah!

28. Are you a gamer girl or you're just pretending?

29. The pig wants a visit from you

30. Now I'm here wondering what the sorry is for...

Thanks to this hilarious Twitter account that give us a lot of awkward and amusing texts to look at. Real-life can get stressful sometimes, and these hilarious accounts don’t fail to give enough humor to get along perfectly.

Which "cursed" text amuses you most? Let us know in the comments section. Are they really threatening or just funny?

Maryjane