27 Sarcastic And Hilarious Twitter Posts Poking Fun At Dating Advice Accounts
Approaching a girl and starting off a conversation is one of those challenges every young man has to overcome eventually. It's especially scary when it's your first time doing it and all you think about is what to say and not sound weird.
It's really hard to overcome that fear of rejection but you just have to remember that the worst thing she can do is say no, and that's really not a big deal. I believe approaching a girl should always just be simple and natural, you shouldn't make a big deal out of it, because it really isn't.
But this still presents a big problem for young men who are always looking for new ways and tactics to go about this. Actually, a lot of people will charge money for their advice on this matter.
These gurus want to make all of this look like a science and they will try to convince you that you could never approach a girl successfully without their genius advice.
One such account decided to post a pic of a pretty young woman with the caption asking for Twitter users to share what they would say to the young lady, with a shoutout of his book. And, of course, Twitter went to town with the post, making fun of the account with some hilarious replies.
1. This account asked Twitter users to share how they would approach a young woman sitting alone at a restaraunt.
@LearnToAttract1. They say that being mysterious is attractive.
@laststand1172. Well... that's interesting.
@MarsmanVars3. Don't want her to catch a cold.
@Rappin4Safety4. How did she just let herself get caught with no guard?
@AngusNicneven5. Oh how the tables have turned.
@DecolonizeKant6. Honestly, I wouldn't mind someone doing something like this for me.
@telephonesis7. I guess it doesn't hurt to try.
@spoontoast
8. A knockout dame.
@spikyperilla
9. Maybe we shouldn't listen to Sonic.
@zeldajunkielol2
10. Priorities.
@DaveOshry
11. Smooth criminal.
@blainecapatch
12. Not everyone is open for conversation.
@MarcusRVO
13. "No, I'm not a robot, I'm a human."
@DanWilbur
14. Get ready for a crazy story.
@seanoconnz
15. Make some room please.
@ZinZaku
16. Uhhh...
@SimpNeelix
17. Let her know you got money, smart.
@SuperShoku
18. Now this is a good one.
@jamandakj
19. Belly rubs for the lady?
@negaversace
20. Probably gonna pass on this one.
@scumbelievable
21. She better give him the pineapple.
@BUSSCRO
22. You could score some empathy points I guess.
@Liv_Agar
23. Nothing weird here.
@meowsilly
24. Dinosaur walk time!
@impliedChoppy
25. Might cause traumas.
@eggshellfriend
26. I say give him a chance.
@Tasnyx
27. Let's not brag too much.
@eliyudin
Like plenty of times before, Twitter managed to deliver and even go beyond what was expected. Twitter has some of the wittiest and funniest people this planet has ever seen and you can't convince me otherwise.
When Twitter decides to start poking fun at something you can expect to see some of the most creative and hilarious content ever. We hope you learned something about approaching women from these incredibly helpful posts and now you can use this knowledge the next time you a lady catches your eye.
