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20+ Images of People Saying Funny Things About Which Bodily Functions They Would Gladly Give Up If There Were No Side Effects

by Maryjane

The human body is a highly coordinated and complex structure comprised of remarkable cells that cooperate to achieve the particular functions that are fundamental for sustaining life. There are various fun facts about the human body, and some of them are that the heart beats around 100,000 times each day, the kidney has the highest blood flow, your body can create sufficient salivation to fill two baths per year, you will feel taller in the morning, and so many more. 

The human body has the ability to function in numerous ways, and guess what? Your body is currently carrying out functions. Your hand or hands are holding your phone as you’re reading this post.

You’re breathing, your eyes are functioning, and who knows, you might even be smiling at the moment. A Redditor in this post today asked: "Without any side effects, what human bodily function would you remove entirely?"

The replies by the reddit community are something else entirely. A commenter said breathing can go away, and I can’t help but imagine what the world would be like if no one could breathe.

Indeed, a few things are better left in the think tank. Let us dig into the post, shall we? 

1. Popping the question:

1. Popping the question:u/[deleted]

The Reddit community didn't hold back from unleashing their opinions on the body functions they'd love to eliminate. Let's look at some of their comments.

2. Eliminating sleep means working more hours

I agree with the last comment - sleep is truly awesome.

2. Eliminating sleep means working more hoursyeeftw1

3. I'd eliminate that as well

Numerous diseases just makes life harder - out the door you go.

3. I'd eliminate that as wellhorvath_jeno

4. Couldn't agree more

I would eliminate menstruation and the members of its family.

4. Couldn't agree moreAckermance

5. Lol...what!

Can you imagine not breathing? Whew...

5. Lol...what!Very-Big-Rat

6. Tooth decay is just so horrendous...

6. Tooth decay is just so horrendous...DrMantisToboggan45

7. No more cell divisions...

7. No more cell divisions...ttttnow

8. Eliminate all nasal issues

Move, move, move... Targeted located. Shoot on sight and bye.

8. Eliminate all nasal issuesjasonwinters

9. Taking away cellular degeneration

Living forever is going to be pretty boring for me. How about you?

9. Taking away cellular degenerationtheassassintherapist

10. Farting needs to stay

10. Farting needs to stayKitchen-Commission47

11. Ah, sweating is definitely going out the door

This story though...

11. Ah, sweating is definitely going out the doordyslexiyeah

12. One of these things is not like the other

12. One of these things is not like the otherNicgan100

13. Yes! Poop is definitely leaving

Especially the diarrhea part.

13. Yes! Poop is definitely leaving TheSixthDimension

14. Headache is a cheeky one

Headache is ticked - out you go.

14. Headache is a cheeky onebigboybobby6969

15. No more Alzheimers

Myelin Sheath Degradation

15. No more AlzheimersAmphibutter

16. Pee Vs Poo

I love the reply because there is always somewhere to go...lol

16. Pee Vs Poo Kay_Elle

17. Period is leaving - period!

17. Period is leaving - period!nazia987

18. Eating you want without getting fat

That is definitely bliss dot com...

18. Eating you want without getting fatThurnisHailey

19. If there's no sleep, then there's no waking up

19. If there's no sleep, then there's no waking upRiverSeahorse

20. Eliminating childbirth and accepting teleportation

A child is beautiful but giving birth can be hell. So, all in favor, say I... The I's have it.

20. Eliminating childbirth and accepting teleportationSamanxa

21. Vomiting

Very disgusting and annoying. Definitely going...

21. Vomitingsquirrels33

22. Another period eliminator...

22. Another period eliminator...bluezebra_eleven

23. The whole digestive system

No one has to worry about food again.

23. The whole digestive system[deleted]

24.

24. History_writer2

25. Another supporter...

25. Another supporter...iwanttoneverwakeup

26. This is just too funny

26. This is just too funnyDominikoy2

The human body is a true wonderland – a bizarre, extraordinary, complex wonderland. What the human body achieves every day can’t be compared to anything in the world.

Anyway, we want to know your own answer to this question. Without any side effects, leave a comment about any bodily function you would love to get rid of.

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