20+ Images of People Saying Funny Things About Which Bodily Functions They Would Gladly Give Up If There Were No Side Effects
The human body has the ability to function in numerous ways, and guess what? Your body is currently carrying out functions.
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The human body is a highly coordinated and complex structure comprised of remarkable cells that cooperate to achieve the particular functions that are fundamental for sustaining life. There are various fun facts about the human body, and some of them are that the heart beats around 100,000 times each day, the kidney has the highest blood flow, your body can create sufficient salivation to fill two baths per year, you will feel taller in the morning, and so many more.
The human body has the ability to function in numerous ways, and guess what? Your body is currently carrying out functions. Your hand or hands are holding your phone as you’re reading this post.
You’re breathing, your eyes are functioning, and who knows, you might even be smiling at the moment. A Redditor in this post today asked: "Without any side effects, what human bodily function would you remove entirely?"
The replies by the reddit community are something else entirely. A commenter said breathing can go away, and I can’t help but imagine what the world would be like if no one could breathe.
Indeed, a few things are better left in the think tank. Let us dig into the post, shall we?
1. Popping the question:
u/[deleted]The Reddit community didn't hold back from unleashing their opinions on the body functions they'd love to eliminate. Let's look at some of their comments.
2. Eliminating sleep means working more hours
I agree with the last comment - sleep is truly awesome.
yeeftw13. I'd eliminate that as well
Numerous diseases just makes life harder - out the door you go.
horvath_jeno4. Couldn't agree more
I would eliminate menstruation and the members of its family.
Ackermance5. Lol...what!
Can you imagine not breathing? Whew...
Very-Big-Rat6. Tooth decay is just so horrendous...
DrMantisToboggan457. No more cell divisions...
ttttnow8. Eliminate all nasal issues
Move, move, move... Targeted located. Shoot on sight and bye.
jasonwinters9. Taking away cellular degeneration
Living forever is going to be pretty boring for me. How about you?
theassassintherapist10. Farting needs to stay
Kitchen-Commission4711. Ah, sweating is definitely going out the door
This story though...
dyslexiyeah12. One of these things is not like the other
Nicgan10013. Yes! Poop is definitely leaving
Especially the diarrhea part.
TheSixthDimension14. Headache is a cheeky one
Headache is ticked - out you go.
bigboybobby696915. No more Alzheimers
Myelin Sheath Degradation
Amphibutter16. Pee Vs Poo
I love the reply because there is always somewhere to go...lol
Kay_Elle17. Period is leaving - period!
nazia98718. Eating you want without getting fat
That is definitely bliss dot com...
ThurnisHailey19. If there's no sleep, then there's no waking up
RiverSeahorse20. Eliminating childbirth and accepting teleportation
A child is beautiful but giving birth can be hell. So, all in favor, say I... The I's have it.
Samanxa21. Vomiting
Very disgusting and annoying. Definitely going...
squirrels3322. Another period eliminator...
bluezebra_eleven23. The whole digestive system
No one has to worry about food again.
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History_writer225. Another supporter...
iwanttoneverwakeup26. This is just too funny
Dominikoy2The human body is a true wonderland – a bizarre, extraordinary, complex wonderland. What the human body achieves every day can’t be compared to anything in the world.
Anyway, we want to know your own answer to this question. Without any side effects, leave a comment about any bodily function you would love to get rid of.