Weirdly Specific But Super Relatable Tweets About Working In Restaurants

If you've ever worked in retail or at a restaurant then you're going to "get" these tweets.

Elana

• Published in Funny
• April 23, 2019

There are two kinds of people in this world: those who have worked retail and those who haven't. You can always tell when someone has never had one of those "pull yourself up by the bootstraps," learning experience sort of jobs in a restaurant or anything retail-related. How? Well, for one... they treat people who work in restaurants or retail settings like trash. For two, they are at least a little more entitled and rude than people who have been humbled by the seemingly bottom of the barrel jobs.

I say seemingly because, really, there's a lot of hardwork that goes into serving the public. Sure, some places have lower expectations than others, but these are usually good people who have bills to pay like the rest of us. And they're all sick of your shit.

This is how you know you work too many hours.

Bills don't pay themselves.

You are responsible for covering your shift.

If you don't cover your shift... you're f***ed.

Okay, this one is an exaggeration.

If you show up 6 minutes before closing though... I hope you get hemorrhoids.

There is no in between.

No exceptions. No exclusions. Just facts.

Wasted Breath

I hope it makes you feel better, loser.

If you think the joke you've told a million times is priceless...

It is probably trash.

There's a whole lot of stupid out there, folks.

Unfortunately.

It's called efficiency.

As long as it doesn't violate a health code, GO FOR IT.

The customer is always right.

tHe CuStOmEr iS aLwAyS rIgHt

Surely, this can't be too far in the future?

We are a sass-filled, emoji loving society. Aren't we?

What do you people think we're made of?

Extra appendages don't come with the apron, pal.

It's an obligation.

I couldn't have done anything to prevent the wait, but I was trying to be polite.

Elana