29 People Share Their Useless Talents And Potential Party Tricks In This Funny Reddit Thread

You can paint but these people can move a cookie from their forehead to their mouth without using their hands. You are not the same.

Chelsi

• Published in Funny
• November 8, 2021

It all started with one simple question: What is a useless talent you have? This fascinating query was asked by one Reddit user and soon enough, replies were pouring in.

To say that the myriad of 'useless' talents we discovered were truly unique and hilarious would be an understatement. While none of the talents shared on the thread will change the world, they made a lot of people laugh!

People with untrained eyes could consider these talents as useless but some of them are genuinely impressive. Some of the abilities the netizens shared will even make you say, "I wish I could do that!"

Someone said they physically can't experience brain freeze. I mean how is that fair for those of us who have to cradle our heads if we drink an iced beverage too fast! A true superhuman can even fold a fitted sheet without struggling and make it look flat!

These people have abilities that would get them out of a sticky situation pretty easily and I don't know about you, but to me that counts as a useful talent.

At the end of the day, it's all in good fun and Reddit users have successfully used the internet properly again. Is it the best website? Debatable, but these talents put it a step above others.

1. Technically, anybody can do this if they try hard enough or not try at all

2. This a great way to make some extra cash! This person is like a walking, talking ancestry dot com

3. Are you going to talk about it or are you going to make a tutorial?

One redditor rightfully commented that this person is a witch. Don't get your pitchforks out yet, we have to know the secret!

4. This has a lot of potential for a new career

5. Impressed and envious at the same time

6. This person can enter power napping at the Oympics

7. This can't be real, right? Are you even human?

8. X-files theme plays somewhere in the background

9. You didn't have to flex that hard!

10. The duality of this person is astounding

11. Are you going to join Survivor?

12. Anyone else wondering if this person has a TikTok account?

13. The judges were wrong and you were robbed!

14. Google maps for dead, famous people (and the ones buried beside them)

15. Finally! Something I can relate to!

16. AI facial recognition softwares wish they could be you

17. Can you tell us how many brands use Helvetica?

18. It really is not a game of chance if this person's involved

19. How do you even discover this talent?

20. It's a little sad when you realize your friends would prefer a dog over you

21. That escalated quickly

22. It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it

23. This human caricature

24. Good for you, i guess

25. Hoping to meet this person someday and see this with my own eyes

26. Did you write this with your eyes closed?

27. Geography is preventing you from reaching your full potential

28. Perfect to fool all those scam callers

29. Genuinely impressive!

Your imagination truly is your limit. It's possible that if any of us try hard enough, we can all find unique and 'useless' talents. The world would be more interesting that's for sure!

How about you? Have you found your 'useless' talent yet? Can you share them with us?

Chelsi