Terribly Hilarious Coronavirus Jokes To Entertain You During Your Quarantine Time

Whether you're just practicing social distancing or on an extreme lockdown, you deserve to have a good laugh today.

Elana

• Published in Funny
• March 18, 2020

n As coronavirus continues to grow across the globe and numbers of confirmed cases spike drastically, there are a few avenues of behavior humanity can expect to continue to see. We will see people panic, hoarding irrational and helpful goods alike (2020 is going to be the year of the cleanest buttholes.)

We will see people looking out for their neighbors, for strangers, for the vulnerable by providing more than just empathy, thoughts, and prayers. Communities are coming together to make sure the hungry are fed and the immuno-compromised are safe and protected.

Then there are those of us who can't properly process our emotions and are turning to memes to cope with the unknown. Hey, that's most of us. Enjoy the laughter before the coughing starts.

1. See you soon, suckers.

2. Our poor grandchildren.

3. Relatable

4. We're making the best of the situation.

5. Honestly, what a dumb question this has become.

6. Sigh of unexpected relief.

7. Seriously, it's too late now but like... your poor butthole.

8. Your butt will be F I N E

9. Living the dream.

10. Very Punny

11. Not people, mostly just people in North America.

12. The last laugh goes to the one with a clean, dry butthole.

13. Same difference.

14. A sight to behold.

15. All this millennial infantising has confused us about whether or not we are vulnerable.

16. Truly, a masterpiece.

17. Bahaha!

18. Don't promise us a good time.

19. I don't know why this is as funny as it is, I just know it IS indeed hysterical.

20. Let's do this.

21. Just trying to cleanse the filth.

22. Whomp

23. Reverse psychology gone WRONG

24. 9 months from now there is going to be one hell of a baby boom. Boomer 2.0.

25. I can't stop, seriously, send help. I CANNOT STOP.

26. Everything can and will go wrong.

27. Oof.

28. While we were focusing on Big Pharma, Big TP snuck up behind us and got us good.

29. You gotta do what you gotta do.

30. Why didn't I get a global pandemic when I turned 30?

31. Thanks, I hate it.

32. Facts.

33. Worth every penny.

34. It's going to be a terrible year, lol.

35. Don't @ me

36. Survival.

37. I want a mulligan.

38. They're the most delicious.

39. I took all the necessary steps.

40. Nice.

41. This is important, very important.

42. Please, be a hypocrite. Don't listen to this naysayer.

43. Must. Get. TP.

44. I, for one, am not surprised.

45. This is terrible. I want a refund.

46. Modern Art is so majestic.

47. You gotta do what you gotta do.

48. Cosign legend status.

49. It's a miracle.

50. It's full of vital fiber.

Elana