Humans Realizing That Cats And Plants Are Not Compatible

You can be a Crazy Cat Person or a Crazy Plant Person. You cannot be both.

Elana

• Published in Animals
• June 18, 2021

I don't make the rules, I simply share them. I imagine if you're both a cat fanatic and a plant fanatic, you've learned the hard way that sometimes in life you can't have everything you want.

Maybe you haven't learned yet, and you're thinking about what majesty the future holds. Allow us to illuminate your imagination with photographic evidence of what life is like when you love both cats and plants?

We are more than happy to shine a light on the realities. Your cat says, "there can be only one obsession in this house and I've decided it's going to be me."

Don't worry though, cats are the best so they're totally worth it.

1. Potential for fertilizer should be overlooked.

2. S N A C C - A T T A C C

3. Occasionally, you'll giggle at a silly face.

4. Did we mention yet that no cat is too small? Because no, no cat is too small.

5. Creativity will be at it's highest potential, of course.

6. Delightful, ain't it?

7. So will your frustration levels.

8. She's on a mission and she's succeeding.

9. If you haven't seen them do it yet, that doesn't mean they aren't doing it (:

10. Innocence will be insisted upon.

11. Among the dirt and shambles of your life, there will also be broken pots.

12. You'll have to find new ways to commemorate special occasions because flowers are OUT.

13. No plant is too high, either. (That's small and high out of the picture, now, if you aren't keeping track.)

14. Distractions from the plants will not work.

15. No plant is too small to be at risk.

16. Plant? More like bonus litter box.

17. Your expectations will always be too high.

18. Cuteness levels? Pawsitively worthwhile.

19. Bad timing will be taken advantage of.

20. The message is clear and consistent.

21. First submission to the evidence: "No, fake plants are not the middle ground you're looking for."

Elana