People Are Roasting Parents Who Gave Ridiculous Names To Their Children - Top 30 List

These kids will spend half of their life spelling out their names to others.

Damjan

• Published in Interesting
• September 10, 2022

You should embrace your name, no matter how odd it may sound, and be proud of who you are. Having a decent sense of humor and understanding that not everyone will "get" your name is key.

Sure, some people might say it incorrectly a dozen times, but it's an important part of who you are. Our names are important, but they do not define us.

Even though some names give a certain impression about a person's character, we often see that names rarely go hand in hand with the character. We've all met boring Sophias and hilarious Cliffords and Maynards.

However, there are some extremes that almost guarantee nothing good could ever happen to that person. Making the choice of a child's name as a parent is equally significant because it will shape that child's future.

Because, let's face it, giving your child a name that is wildly unusual and bizarre would probably make life miserable for them on the playground. And it's just a start.

School bullies will be waiting in line to have a shot at the kid with the bizarre name. And there won't be any place to hide.

Unfortunately, it will continue all through college, employment, and probably even in the nursing home. If you think we are exaggerating, just take a look at these names:

1. Archie Pelago

2. Super Funk

3. Elysium vs. Nemesis (Heaven vs. Enemy)

4. Literaleigh

5. Happy birthday... He is lucky, he still doesn't understand what his parents did to him...

6. Qwinzleigh

7. Aquamarine - Melody. And if you think that's weird... They call her Aqua

8. Some people are truly blessed

9. What? Was someone just hitting random letters on the keyboard?

10. Some people should be prohibited by law to name their kids. (maybe even to have them in the first place)

11. Paycen?

12. Otter?

13. Famous baby

14. Ovari? And his brother Uterus?

15. Well, the name sure sounds royal...

17. So many great names. Makes you wonder about their inspiration. Oh, is there a Sparkly?

18. Ka-Ah names....

19. Taysom

20. Foreign Prince

21. Blakli

22. Furman and Forbes

23. Midnight Maverick

24. Piech

25. Galaxyus

26. The Official Name Reveal!!!!!!!

27. Memphis and Tullsa

28. Stover Boone

29. Lemmyn Opal

30. Nope, not to close together at all...

There is a trend of parents choosing the craziest names. They believe a strong and unusual name will help their children distinguish themselves from the crowd and guide them through life.

And it seems that parents are handing over their duties to names. Before, it was a parent's job to help the child grow into a strong, respectful, and kind individual.

Now, it is like - "here is your name. It's quirky and unique. Make the best of it. Now go."

Just imagine how many times in life these kids will have to spell out their names to other people....

Damjan