"Straight Boy Texts": 50 Of The Best Of The Worst Messages People Received From Men

Because men can't help being terrible there's enough content for a whole-ass dedicated Twitter page since 2015deserve so much better

Kylin

• Published in Funny
• December 1, 2022

Notoriously, dating has never been a particularly great experience for people who are attracted to men. Especially for women and those who present more feminine.

There are enough dudes who apparently never learned how to appropriately interact with those they could be romantically interested in that really give men as a whole a bad name. There are even some guys who seem to just not care to even bother with the fact that people exist outside their desire to get laid.

With technology rapidly evolving in this day and age, dating has also evolved right along with it. We now have dating websites and apps keeping us fully immersed in the dating pool at all times.

Instant access to a potential partner can be a really beneficial aspect of dating apps. But, it also comes with the annoyance or disgusting (and sometimes downright terrifying) interactions with clueless or predatory men.

I don’t necessarily believe that much has changed around some of the gross behaviors people experience while dating. Though, it’s definitely become more commonly acknowledged, especially since being able to share screenshots online.

In fact, as society has shifted focus toward online dating, there has been quite the influx of downright jaw-dropping messages saved and shared all over the internet. So much so that there’s an entire Twitter page dedicated to this sort of content.

@str8boytexts shares screenshots of all sorts of mind-boggling messages people receive from men. We collected some of the “Best” of the worst to share with you, so keep scrolling to see more.

1. Ask again

Haha, got 'em

2. Oh he effed up

3. A self burn

Self burns are some of my favorites

4. Maybe give like a 4 hour window?

5. Did not specify

6. I'd put money that he sent that to multiple people with the response ready to go

7. Perfect execution

8. Diving striaght into the gaslighting

9. Pretty sure this guy is more of a plague to society than feminism is

10. No such thing

No. One.

11. Heh-hem yourself, m'lord

12. Hope he chokes

13. A very generous offer

14. Being nice to someone doesn't mean you wanna bonk them

Go straight to jail

15. This 100% the right answer

16. But also, wtf

Just, ew

17. Boy set himself up for that

18. I want to know what song

19. "Send a pic"

20. Getting down to brass tacks

Who has time for small talk these days

21. Sorry, Mom said no

22. A large pizza

23. I never knew a poem could make me feel so gross

24. yOu nEeD to LeArn a THiNG OR TWo aboUt feMInsIm

25. Setting realistic expectations

26. 💀💀

27. SpoOoOoky

28. 0-100 in seconds

29. We cant all get what we want

30. *Blocked*

31. Boy, what?

Seriously?

32. Do people like this actually exist?

33. Just joking

👉🏻👈🏻 Unless...

34. That's everything

35. SoOoOo random

36. They're not wrong

37. Ew

Super gross

38. Dude, make up your mind

39. Hoo-boy

40. That escalated quickly

Maybe calm TF down, hey?

41. This is terrible all around

42. He got exactly what he asked for

43. Amen

44. Ingenious

45. Always garlic bread

46. He did say "please"

47. How come he turned into Mario at the end

"It's a-me, Mario!"

48. Oh, NO. Please do NOT

49. Nice

50. Only ducks allowed

Are you currently navigating the world that is online dating? Have you had any similar experiences to those shared above?

Let us know all the details in the comments section below, and be sure to share this with your friends who are also dealing with the highs and lows of online dating. At the very least, you’ll share a good laugh.

Kylin