Lunchroom Thief Ends Up In Ambulance After Stealing His Colleague's Extremely Spicy Tuna Sandwich Especially Made To Catch Him

It was a painful way to discover he had ulcers.

Chelsi

• Published in Funny
• December 21, 2023

Lunch thieves are the worst. It's not always easy to figure out who steals other people's lunches, but the safest route is to report the theft to a supervisor or human resources.

Playing things by the book is not always effective. For this exasperated Redditor, tedious social situations called for petty creative strategies.

The OP works all day out in the blazing Texas sun at a plant nursery. They store their packed lunches in the glass-door upright refrigerator in their breakroom.

OP brought his lunches in a distinct camo lunch box that was labeled. OP noticed a few weeks into bringing his lunches that some of his snacks were missing.

It started with the small items, but the thief was emboldened when OP didn't take action. Soon enough, OP had to make do with the snacks because his sandwiches or entire serving of roast were nowhere to be found.

OP is a petty guy, and he loves his food extra spicy. These qualities came in handy when OP decided to smoke the lunchroom thief out.

OP made a batch of extra spicy curry he brought to work. He thought it was enough to deter the thief but found the container empty in the middle of the break room.

OP went home, determined not to be beaten by the thief. If his spicy curry didn't work, his tuna sandwich that was hot enough to burn metal might just.

OP used a variety of peppers from his garden. If purple cayenne, bird's eye chili, ghost pepper, Carolina reaper, and a habanero weren't spicy enough, then OP must admit defeat.

He placed his lunchbox up front and went to work. A quarter to one, OP heard sirens. The older coworker who had been eating his lunch ate one of OP's tuna sandwiches and found out he had ulcers.

While the EMTs were attending to him, OP grabbed his lunch and ate his sandwich in front of the thief like it wasn't a big deal. OP hasn't had a problem with his lunch since that incident.

OP was helpful, too. His coworker found out he had ulcers.

Revenge served on a burning hot platter is the way to go!

The spicy tactic is a strategy used by a lot of hungry employees.

OP knows his spice and it paid off.

If OP couldn't eat the spicy sandwich he made, the thief could have reported him to HR for deliberately causing harm.

Since OP just made the sandwich to his taste, it wasn't an issue except for the thief.

None of his coworkers would dare steal OP's lunch now.

If I worked outdoors all day in blazing heat and someone stole my lunch, I would be livid as well.

OP needed the lesson to be unforgettable both ways.

The thief is still brazen enough to glare at OP, but not so bold that he would eat his food again.

OP had to resort to spicy measures because the thief just kept getting bolder. Who steals a whole bowl of roast from a lunch box you knew wasn't yours?

OP's tasty meals were probably the best part of his coworker's day. He could have enjoyed them for a long time if he had OP's spice tolerance.

Chelsi