40 Seriously Funny Adult-Flavored Examples Of People Who Used Quotation Marks Very, Very, Badly

Grammar junkies rejoice, these are hilarious!

Ariana

• Published in Funny
• July 11, 2020

Grammar... it's a tricky thing sometimes! You've probably heard all the jokes. "It's the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit."

It the difference between, "Let's eat, Grandma!" and "Let's eat Grandma!" It makes a difference. A huge difference.

I feel like when texting and the internet first surged in popularity. it became really good to write, "l!k3 dis!". More recently, however, grammar has become trendy again. A sign of sophistication and education.

Below are some hilarious example of very, very poorly used quotation marks from the subreddit, ‘“Suspiciously” Used Quotation Marks’ where people tear apart those who are lacking in the lost-art of speech marks and apostrophisation.

I want to warn you, these are seriously funny if you're a language and grammar junkie.

1. Ok... sounds like a bad adult film title, honestly.

2. Oh wow... I don't know what to think!

3. .... "blank"

4. So were they nice or not?

5. As if they aren't real...

6. Do I, though?

7. I already barely trust these places!

8. ... dodgy brothers.

9. Please explain!

10. So much wrong with this, where do you even start?

11. That's a no from me.

12. .... Definitely going to end up on 'Botched'.

13. This is the van your parents warned you about.

14. So does Elvis.

15. Bad boys, bad boys, whatchu gonna do?

16. National Lampoon get ready!

17. Um...

18. I will smash anyone who makes a mama joke to me!

19. I'll skip it, thanks!

20. Same...

21. Accurate. No issues here LOL

22. STOP!

23. Oh goodness...

24. I know this was in the personals section.

25. 'NOTHING' to see here people.... 'nothing' at all!

26. What else could it be for?

27. ... ok?

28. Gotta be careful with saying stuff like this these days!

29. I hate salmon, and I especially hate it by accident.

30. So... ok... wow.

31. HAHAHA fake ID memories come flooding back! '21'

32. 'ok' 'i' 'wont' 'do' 'that'.

33. Or not...

34. "Specialized In Various Specialties"

35. ... Me, me choose me! I'm the one!

36. 'actual chicken' ... sounds legit.

37. 'friends'

38. ... I wish people understood this better.

39. Just please proof-read when it's for work. Please!

Ariana