People Share Their Original Pet Names And We Are Filled With Laughter, Especially Since They Aren't Their Actual Names

Do you actually call your pet their "given" name?

Shasta

• Published in Animals
• March 20, 2020

I'm definitely included in the majority here that does NOT refer to my dog with her actual name, 99% of the time. She's got so many different names, all of which she knows by heart and responds to.

Her name is Jane, and I get so much grief for that from the people that know me IRL. Probably because it's plain. But it fits her! She's also, Jane Poo. Fat Mama Jama. Janer Poostrum. Fat Mawmaw.

You get the gist.

What's really funny, is my littles have learned her 'other' names and refer to her with them sometimes and I crack up every, single, time.

One Twitter user posted about calling his dog everything but his true name, of course a slew of people chimed in with what they call their pets. Must be a human thing.

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Excuse me while I pick my favorite from everyone's list of names. Join me!

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1. Monkeybutt hahaha. Love it.

2. Awwe.

3. I love the name Michi! Lil Meech Meech.

4. Read it in 50-Cent's voice. G-Unit!

5. Batty Atty LOL. He looks like Jane!

6. Plumbert. Hahahaha

7. His eyes!

8. I love how sophisticated all these names are!

9. This. Is. The. Best.

10. Booty hahaha.

11. I love this.

12. Montasaurus Rex! Yesssss.

13. Godzilla. Hahahahaha

14. What a random name. LOL

15. Marsh Malone! WIN!

16. Poops. Hahahaha

17. Kodesters. Too funny.

18. Fatima hahahaha oh goodness.

19. Lil Woof hahaha. People kill me.

20. Mavy J. Love.

21. Stoaters.

22. Ridicucat. LOL

23. Pennesy.

24. Her original name! So sweet.

25. Honey Bear. The sweetest.

26. Pocket Pitty HAHA.

27. Noxx. I love it so much! Such a gorgeous boy.

28. I had a Scooby once, we called him ScoobyBoobie most often. LOL

29. Billy Badass! Hahaha.

30. Braddah. LOL. That's too good!

Shasta