40 Hilarious Posts About Bizarre Baby Names That You Need To See Today
Names are powerful, and even in the first wee seconds of your birth, they can define your life. Some people name their kid Bless because they treat her as a blessing, some may decide to name their baby Victoria so that she will be victorious in life, and some may name a kid after a person from the Bible in hopes that they will, too, live a meaningful life.
Some parents truly take the naming process seriously, putting so much thought into what to name their child for months—because that's just how powerful it is. However, there are some others who don't even bother taking the time to come up with a well-thought-out name for their kid to be proud of once they grow up.
There are also parents in between, those who think too much of what to name their kids that it becomes borderline hilarious and...well, horrendous. Just imagine being born in 2020 and 15 years later, you realize that you have been named after the malevolent Coronavirus!
It's one thing to name your kid Karen or Steve in this particular era, but naming them for something "unique" is a whole other story. Some would try to twist the spelling of fairly common names, like transforming Kylie to Khaylee, and any other variation of some sort.
To top it all, there's an online community on Reddit where people come together and share stories and posts about unconventional names, and they are definitely a must-see! Take a look at some of the best posts in the group below.
1. Caberneigh actually sounds pretty great, for a horse, that is!
katyslittlefarm2. What a clever way of saving an unborn kid from embarrassment for the next 20 years
r/NameNerdCirclejerk3. That's how it's supposed to be spelled!
MoonPie4. She should've specified where the S goes
r/NameNerdCirclejerk5. Normal is boring, they say, but sometimes normal is preferrable
thesulk6. Please don't!
r/NameNerdCirclejerk7. Quite agree to the idea of naming future kids like someone from a sci-fi book
r/NameNerdCirclejerk8. Laundreigh Daiye
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9. This only works for animals
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10. You would truly wonder what goes in their minds when they name their kids after something so random
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11. Not as weird as Krissmiss Dae
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12. Named after a toilet
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13. This post is a whole rollercoaster
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14. Why make it Jason when you could have *Jhayson*
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15. Colin means victory and Chet is a typical "frat-boy" name. Go figure.
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16. Or maybe they just don't know how to spell Cassiopeia
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17. Why would they make such a decision?
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18. Your kids are not even a year old yet and they are already suffering
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19. Classic Mean Girls line
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20. Millennials and their obsession with the name suffix "-eigh"
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21. Please thoroughly check the first few letters of the name
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22. Kyodie, Coyote
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23. How unlucky must he be?
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24. Better than K8lyn?
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25. Call him Riptide and end this mess
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26. Cursed names
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27. G'day
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28. Just phase it out
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29. Here we go again with the excessive "-eigh"
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30. Doomed from the start
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31. No comment
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32. Is this Korona's sister?
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33. Why would you do that to a kid?
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34. Such a poor Babeigh...
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35. At this point they're just squeezing some letters together
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36. Maybe it's Meighbelline
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37. It's a millennial thing
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38. Ratleen Mouseleigh
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39. Are these Peppa Pig's friends?
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40. Caisle instead of Kyle? Hmm.
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You've probably heard of Kim Kardashian literally naming her kid North West—but let's face it, at this point, that actually sounds normal. Have you heard of any more bizarre names that people have named their kids?
Comment down your thoughts, or share this article for all your family and friends to see! Who knows...this might keep them from naming their kids with something that ends in "-eigh"!
