Hilarious Tweets That'll Have You Starting The Weekend In Stitches

Get your giggle on with the most hilarious weekly Tweet roundup!

Jesse

• Published in Interesting
• May 7, 2024

Ah, the weekend: that glorious time when you can finally kick off your shoes, let down your hair, and—if you’re anything like me—scroll endlessly through Twitter in search of some much-needed laughter. 

As you lean into the sweet embrace of Saturday morning, what could be better than pairing your breakfast with a side of hilarity served fresh from the Twitterverse? And fear not, because we’ve done the legwork for you.

Say goodbye to a boring timeline flooded with inspirational quotes and influencer vacations. It’s time to dive into the lighter side of life with our hand-picked selection of the week’s funniest tweets!

This week’s Twitter harvest is ripe with humor that ranges from delightfully dorky to wickedly witty, each tweet a mini vacation for your brain. In today's round-up, we've got everything to make you chuckle, chortle, and snort your beverage of choice right through your nose (disclaimer: we're not liable for any screen cleaning charges). 

So, forget the morning paper (who even reads that anymore?) Grab your favorite mug—the one with the slightly chipped rim that you've bonded with—and let’s get your giggle on. Because nothing says ‘happy weekend’ like a tweet that makes you laugh so hard, you forget about that embarrassing thing you did at work on Thursday. Ready? Set? Laugh!

The man tried his best

Nothing beats a dose of Vitamin D with your side of fries

Ten Bucks says he just googled the pronunciation yesterday and has been waiting for a chance to show someone up ever since

Say yes to eco-friendly habits

Don’t be so quick to judge, he might be taking on a new identity

That moment you realize adulthood is just an endless software update with no new features

Stay tuned for the next bite

No point living in the moment when you don’t have much longer to live

Finally, an affordable deal on student loans

The ultimate late-night lineup: Laughs, politics, and a caped crusader in tights.

Cheers to endless shenans!

Wagons aren’t that fun to imagine

Wouldn’t want to do anything reckless to change that

Pop politics

Finding an unbiased juror? There’s not an app for that.

Meal preps: a recipe for constant disappointment

No one saw it coming

You’ve got some explaining to do, Ticketmaster

When politicians say they dream about a better nation, this is what they mean

Sleep like a baby or slow-cook?

Okay, then get him some, Karen

And there you have it, a handpicked bouquet of Twitter's finest. Each little snippet of humor is a reminder that laughter is never in short supply when you've got a good internet connection. 

So, as you head into these next two days of well-deserved rest, keep these tweets in your back pocket for those moments you need a quick chuckle. 

We’re curious: which of these comedic treasures tickled your funny bone the most? Drop us a comment below and let us know which tweet had you rolling.

Jesse