Hilarious Memes That Will Speak To You If You're A Mom

Mom squad!

Elana

• Published in Funny
• May 22, 2018

Becoming a mother enters you into an exclusive club. Okay, it's only kind of exclusive since a lot of people have the potential of becoming a mom. Never the less, it is a club where only other moms "get it."

It's exhausting even under the most privileged of situations and if you talk to enough people there's a high probability you can't do anything right. Also, kids are absolutely insane and they drive you absolutely insane. It's a fun, beautiful, hectic ride and it's worth it! But if you don't laugh at the absurdity then you'll end up in an asylum.

1. See also:

"Look! See! What? Why?"

2. Phantom Crying

It is literally the worst.

3. There are only 3 TV moms we can all relate to:

Linda Belcher, Rosanne, and Lois from Malcolm in the Middle. Facts.

4. Please...

We need adult to adult interaction for sanity sake.

5. Motherhood really transformed our bodies.

So this is relatable.

6. Please, please stop.

I can't look at it even one more time without snapping.

7. Solidarity

We're in this together. No judgement.

8. I have an aswer to this question:

"Everything."

9. It's a TRAP

Baby, baby, baby!!!!

10. Accurate as heck.

I need a drive thru veterinarian, a drive thru grocery store, a drive thru pediatrician and gynecologist wouldn't hurt either... you get the point?

11. Perception is everything

Most days I DO feel like Godzilla...

12. What even is sleep?

Sounds like a foreign concept 3 kids later.

13. Yes, I'm a weirdo.

Somewhere out there is someone who will appreciate me for it.

14. Found my zen!

And yes, it involves cheesecake.

15. You've got some nerve, hubby.

Me:"You merely adopted the tired. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!"

16. I don't want to overreact

But we can't always help it, can we?

17. They love our squishy, too.

I appreciate the days of toddlers and little ones that adore mommy's body fat, ha!

18. Water everywhere.

Every time. I cry.

19. I have one question:

What the heck is an uninterrupted shower and where can I get one?

20. I try to sound likean angel

But I sound horrible, we all do.

21. EVERY TIME

Why, kid? WHY?

22. I have news for you:

You heard wrong. But I have both, so I know for a fact.

23. I'm an expert by now at not getting cut off.

But nice try?

24. IF THIS AIN'T THE TRUTH

I'd bet money that over 90% of households have banned this awful cartoon. BANNED!

25. Pockets full of:

1. Please shut up; 2. Please SHUT UP.

26. Feeling those feels.

Children get us into trouble... all the time.

27. How to get alcohol poisoning 101:

Have kids.

28. Tick-tock, mama.

One small move and you can kiss nap time goodbye!

29. Realistic

"I haven't had enough coffee to be Leslie yet." - Me.

30. Things that blow my mind:

All that delicious food... gone... in an instant. The dog loves this arrangement, though.

31. Seems legit.

It might work, too?

32. No trip to Target comes without a heaping dose of:

REGRET.

Elana