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Tweets Anyone In A Serious Relationship Will Totally Understand

by Rachel

Long term relationships are complicated. They have a lot of good, wonderful moments. And then some less good ones. Sometimes the silly squabbles turn into full-blown fights. But what it all comes down to is love; and there's nothing in the whole world like it. Loving someone, and all their minor flaws, is the most wonderful thing to do. These Tweets list some of the cute, funny things married people can relate to.

Now, with the obvious aside that not all long term relationships include marriage nor are they heteronormative with the traditional "husband" and "wife" gender roles. These experiences are can be related to by all kinds of people-- so long as they're in loving relationships.

Is this better or worse than subtly trying to reconfirm the dress code to imply an outfit change? Asking for a friend

Wife: is that what you’re wearing?
Me: I guess not.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 3, 2019

Very similar technology

(Also men should learn how to cook and not expect women to provide for them!)

wife [on phone] Did you preheat the oven like I asked?
me: Yep
wife: What temperature?
me: 534
wife: That's the clock
me
wife
me: 535

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) April 16, 2017

You win some, you lose some

Being married to me:

Pros: you’re married
Cons: to me

— ADHDean (@ADHDeanASL) March 12, 2019

Checklists also help

Married sex is like traveling. It takes planning, the conditions need to be right, and everyone has to pee before getting started.

— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) April 13, 2019

Unless you both have poor eyesight

i married for love

but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored

— Cameron Esposito (@cameronesposito) February 7, 2018

It's important to be on the same page

Me: We got invited to two parties this weekend.

Wife: Wow. We finally have friends.

Me: We’re skipping both, right?

Wife: Obviously.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 20, 2017

The longer you watch shows only the other person enjoys, the stronger the relationship

How much do I love my wife?
Two full seasons of Riverdale. That’s how much.

— Stone (@StoneAgeRadio13) August 21, 2018

Asking the big questions

We are three days into a discussion about if getting a toaster oven would be worth sacrificing the counter space. Marriage is wild y’all.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 11, 2019

Also why do they refer to the team as if they are on it?

"We won!" No, you sat there and yelled at the television while other people ran up and down a field.

WHY WON'T THOSE FOOTBALL PLAYERS LISTEN TO THE EXCELLENT ADVICE MY HUSBAND IS SCREAMING AT THEM?

— JPo (@Peauxtassium) September 9, 2018

My boyfriend claims to be ambidextrous, yet refuses to use his opposing hand to write because it's "too messy and [he] can't read it."

wife hoping for a normal day: good morning
me: im gonna try to become left handed

— brent (@murrman5) December 5, 2018

OOFT

Wife: ugh I feel fat

Me: please take your hands off me

— Melvin of York (@MelvinofYork) February 2, 2019

You can never have too many decorative pillows

I'm secretly doing an investigation on how many decorative pillows I can put around the house till husband loses his shit.

Current count:23

— mindi77⚽️ (@deegeemindi) April 13, 2017

Interesting priorities

My husband won't let me pick up wood at Home Depot because he doesn't want it scratched or bent but I can take care of his children daily.

— bubble girl (@JessObsess) June 20, 2017

Both, preferably

Wife: Do you want to come home at lunchtime today for a quickie?

Me: It’s pronounced quiche.

— Super Mark (@supermarkusa) February 5, 2019

Got to keep things fresh and spicy

We put new shelves in the garage and have talked for 3 days about what a game changer they are. This is peak marriage.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 22, 2019

Positives to socialising

My wife said she hides snacks from me so she can put them out when guests come over, in case you were wondering why I invited you here tonight.

— The Dad Briefs™ (@SladeWentworth) February 10, 2019

This is true love

I’m going out to dinner at a fancy restaurant tonight and my husband texted me the menu so I can “plan all my questions for the waiter in advance.”

— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) January 26, 2019

Recipe for a good relationship: at least one of you must be good at finding or remembering

me: Have you seen my keys?
wife: No. Did you check your pocket?
me: Yeah
wife: Both of them?
me [mocking] "Both of them?”
wife:
me *finds keys* No

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 8, 2019

So self-centred

I get my hair cut and colored and my husband doesn’t notice for an entire week, but I draw one penis on his face and he notices the very next morning.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 8, 2019

"It's a rough time for me right now"

wife: I told you not to wear it in the shower
me [holding a soggy Burger King crown] I don't need a lecture right now

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) June 27, 2017

Or can IKEA trip without breaking up

You may be married but you aren’t married married until you are in a home furnishings store together and you brought your own tape measure.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 12, 2019

Jinxed it

Wife: I just vacuumed so don't make a mess

Daughter: Yeah, don't make a mess dad

Me: I'm not the one she was *drops sandwich* dammit

— *sigh*clops (@DadZZZasleep) April 16, 2019

Genius!

My husband ate all the cookies and called it a snacksccident. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

— Lisabug BBQJonze (@Lisabug74) February 2, 2019

It would've been funny at the time, I'm sure

wife *opens First Aid kit*
me:
wife: Why would you fill it with Cheetos?
me [bleeding] It was funny at the time

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 23, 2019

I can see this happening

[50 years from now]

*visiting husband’s grave*

“I wanted to let you know that after all these years I’ve finally figured out where I want to go to eat.”

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 25, 2019

WHY

If I were a judge, I would grant this divorce immediately

My husband just bought ice cream with raisins. So, that was a fun marriage.

— smerobin (@smerobin) March 12, 2019

How hard is it to put things away properly?

Day 2,098 of marriage: Husband still doesn’t know where the Tupperware lives.

— Mummy (@ThatMummyLife) March 2, 2019

What a power move

Establish dominance in your household by staring at your husband while you unplug his phone from the charger and plug in your own.

— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) November 23, 2017

It's beautiful when someone knows you that well

Instead of my husband asking me what I want to watch, he asks me what I want to fall asleep to & that pretty much sums up a marriage.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 27, 2019

There's nothing like true love

The secret to a lasting marriage is knowing no one else would put up with your bullshit.

— Myrrh (@ixix82) June 24, 2017

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