10+ Things That Certify You A Bonafide Floridian

When you live in Florida you join an exclusive club. Nothing in the world compares to the experiences you go through as a Floridian. Truly, no one outside of Florida, unless they once lived there themselves, can quite grasp just why Floridians stay put. 

Especially since they are pretty much annually guaranteed multiple chaotic storms (and occasionally guaranteed catastrophic storms,) have pretty much one season year round (really hot and really humid,) and appear to have an alligator problem. But the love affair between Floridians and their precious Florida is truly a spectacle and if you belong to this club than virtually every single one of these identifying factors will apply to you. 

But we will give a little wiggle room and say if you can identify with around 75% of these then you, my friend, are a bonafide, certified Floridian. And you can treat yourself to a Publix sub.