53 Disney Jokes That Are So Funny, Your Stomach Will Hurt From Laughing Hard
If we can't get enough of the movies, let's get entertained by jokes too.
May
- Published in Disney
Disney will always be our happy place. No matter how old we get, we'll always look back at the fun and magic of its movies and its theme parks.
Each film is so pure, you'll always feel love and kindness. Kids love to watch them.
And adults consider them stress relievers after a long and busy week. When we watch these films as adults, it's like taking a vacation to a magical world that doesn't require you to leave home or spend tons of money.
Because let's face it. We live in a stressful world where we have to deal with paying the bills and problems at work.
Popping in a Disney is such a great escape from all of these. Disney is a place where that allows us to temporarily leave behind our troubles and worries to get our well-deserved enjoyment.
So if you're looking for other ways to appreciate these classics while you're on the internet, why not read up some Disney jokes to brighten up your day?
We've compiled some of the funniest jokes shared by fans across different platforms. From ones that hit home because we're #adulting to jokes we can share with children, each one is guaranteed to give you a good belly laugh.
1. You just lose patience, you turn into a Jurassic creature.
@dinodeitydrseeker2. We're pretty sure you can relate.
@thebibbidibobbidiblog3. Yep, it's not just you.
quirkyfox_4. The wait seems to take forever.
@elias8245. Do you do this everytime?
@epcotcentergal6. How unfortunate.
@jawbreakerldn7. You'll find yourself saying "Take my money! Take it all!"
@disneyfoodblog8. Would it work?
@irispaige9. What you'd rather do
@robins-treasure10. Nooo!!!
@luciousfox11. The truth about us before Zoom meetings.
@merida.princesss12. It's social media that woke her up.
@lobotomizedskull13. The best gift for every Disney fan
@disneyfoodblog14. He's probably not the only one.
@dannyboyharvey15. The quarantine made us look back at the good stuff.
@disneydailyyt16. Good luck to the husband.
@XplodingUnicorn17. Yep, it's for the millennials, not for the kiddos!
@lobotomizedskull18. When the power's out, perhaps a healing incantation can help.
@ahhnna19. Was it the same for you?
@madeformarvell20. Poor Snow White.
@justdrinktea21. That Sebastian face swap right there is scary!
@fishslappingdance22. Do it this way when you're not feeling it.
@giveemthatdisney-blog23. The reason why Anna and Elsa never learned the entire alphabet.
24. Flurry!
@dangerghost2025. Heed his every order!
@just-another-ordinary-hannah26. So accurate.
@elizabethxolsen27. Unimpressed
@fogpowers28. Gaston? Thank u, next.
@animooguls29. Toys or trash?
@theonlybandthatmatters30. When bad things happen
@elizabethxolsen31. Of course you won't!
@onlydisneymemes32. Every The Little Mermaid fan can answer this.
@lobotomizedskull33. Expectation vs. Reality
34. Cheshire cat is such a mood.
35. When will it end?
@supergerk36. Belle's completely fine with the setup.
@chipandco37. Spoiler!
38. This mother knows quarantining best.
@avitha39. The cold can bother us after all!
@thesnowqueenxx40. They lived happily ever after.
@jessicarabbit41. That's how long we're willing to wait.
@mattxint42. How Disney disappointed us.
@Carbosly43. We're all wiling to wait forever.
@thedisneydadfun44. The feels we get on every Toy Story movie
@whittymemegurl45. Uh oh!
@merida.princesss46. The reason we're excited about opening the fridge
@mdvrebekah47. Indeed!
@disneyfoodblog48. Who's guilty? Everyone!
@disneydailyyt49. It's always exciting even after the nth time!
@onceupon_a_trip50. What we miss
@___maariaa___51. We'd rather wait.
@brookegmcdonald52. Do the savings exist in the first place?
@chipandco53. From the World where dreams come true
@disneyfoodblogThanks to the internet, we have many different ways of getting our Disney fix. For example, if you don't have time to watch a Disney movie and you're just killing some time, then spend it on reading these hilarious Disney-inspired jokes.
And don't just keep all the fun to yourself. Share this with your family and friends who love Disney too!