30 Funny Stories Of Cats Who Are Complete Criminals And Enjoy Causing Chaos In Their Loving Homes
Don't be fooled by how cute and fluffy kittens are. Cats are criminal masterminds, capable of devising nefarious schemes and hiding behind their endearing purring and precious paws.
If you own a cat, you won't be surprised by this. You might be shocked to learn about some of the most naughty "cat crimes" that have ever been done, though, if your pets are not felines.
Cats are cunning, small, and agile, so they can get into places we might not want them to go, like ducting in the house, high beams, or slipping out of a cat carrier. This gives them the appearance of being mischievous little creatures, when in reality they are just acrobatic and inclined to hide!
Indoor cats substitute those late-night pursuits for the foraging they would otherwise do outside. The main purpose of knocking things over is to get your attention, and it's typically done out of boredom.
A mischievous cat is a tired cat! But all is forgiven with just one glance at those scruffy features.
Following Premee Mohamed's tweet about how her home's crime rate has grown significantly since she got a cat, many other cat lovers were moved to share the criminal histories of their own animals. Enjoy this amusing list, which may inspire you to handcuff (or should we say paw-cuff?) your own cat.
How did I live life before this?
premeesaurusThe Local Small Bastard Man
premeesaurusAnd the comments roll in...
1. My cat's wiki
Montrith_Yaknow2. A huge sucky baby that loves mama
BarbiturateCat3. This person never hears the cat do it
HarrietBurandt4. Such a naughty cat
D33r_Fuck3r5. The toilet paper drama
AndreaMartinATX
6. He bites, he shreds and he destroys
ogwisdomy
7. Just decide for yourself
Tianbutshamele1
8. A laundry list of garden variety crimes
beeprobotsong
9. The mission is to catch her on time
DezKochis
10. How this cat got her revenge
priusjames
11. The culprit walked away unscathed
jackvessalius_x
12. Such a cute criminal
BloodOfStarsArt
13. It was clearly my sister
sbisson
14. Look at this guy's daily routine
BarbiturateCathttps://twitter.com/Lindera/status/1616086299517280256
Oh no, Murphy
twinkgenders
16. Houseplants and balls of yarn are in trouble
Lindera
17. This cat has a ton of crimes
alunajune
18. You just have to wake up
The_Evan
19. It's about knocking over every trash
amcatanzaro
20. Oh my goodness
lokichan2004
21. The cat is playing with a little piece of bread
buberella
22. Locking the cat away so he doesn't cut himself
erinbush1611
23. Such a terrible time to commit a crime
NatalieZed
24. No sleep for you, hooman
alexcchichester
25. You just have to reconsider
thatguymark
26. The drug house
MyCatSnugglles
27. He jumped out of the balcony on 5th floor
litek2137
28. The sink and the bath are the cats favorite places
inigo_purcell
29. Sorry, my bad
Jenelle_M_P
30. Scream for the attention
RaynbowPonicorn
After learning about the damage your feline companions are capable of, do you feel a little afraid of them? Before adopting a cat, it's important to understand what you're getting into.
However, as any cat owner will attest, it's totally worth the mayhem to get to share your life with a mischievous little fur ball. Leave a comment on the post you found the funniest or most relevant.
