Cat Teefies That Are Purr-fectly Delightful

These hoomans cannot get enough of their little bitey boys and girls.

Elana

• Published in Animals
• May 24, 2020

It is purrfectly standard to obsess over every single detail and fact about your cats. Case in point? Cat-crazed humans are so obsessed with cat teeth that an entire subreddit has been dedicated to it.

It's called "teefies," because if you're going to dedicate an entire social community to your cat's pointy bits then a silly nickname that makes you giggle is the obvious choice. Cats are equally adorable and silly, anyway!

If you think the concept sounds ridiculous, then it might amaze you to know that nearly a quarter of a million Reddit users disagree with your scoffing. It's quite the popular cat-themed subreddit (and it's not to be confused with "toofers," which is for doggos.)

If you're still not convinced that cats deserve a popular subreddit dedicated to their chompers, check out the compelling cat evidence below.

1. "My New Kitten Fell Asleep On Her Back With Her Mouth Open"

Incoherent Happy Noises

2. "Not Sure If I Love His Teefies Or Freckle More"

Is both equally pawsible?

3. "You Can Never Trust Another Person You Meet. You Couldn't Even Afford To Blink In A Crowd"

Bright eyed and bushy tailed, plus teefies.

4. "I Think My Sink Is Messed Up, I Turned It On And This Came Out"

Seems like a good kind of messed up.

5. "Happy Kitten"

Happy kitten, happy life.

6. "Up Close And Personal"

Just how we like it.

7. "My Neighbours Cat, Rufus, Likes To Nap At My House, Teefies Out And All"

What a fantastic neighbor.

8. "Brand New Teefies"

Sparkly-n-SHARP

9. "1 Megabite"

Tech support is hangry.

10. "The Best Portrait"

I'm impressed.

11. "How You Milk The Venom From A Cat's Teeth"

With care and concern, of course.

12. "Vicious Lion Snarls As He Shows His Massive Set Of Teefies To The Helpless Prey"

I'm very concerned.

13. "Anger Teefs"

More dangerous than silly teefs.

14. "Someone Said You Guys Might Like Milo"

Like Milo? We love Milo.

15. "I Choose This Pumpkin"

Truly, a wise choice.

16. "My Wife Told Me To Post This"

Kudos to the smart wife.

17. "Sister Found This Lil Guy Under Her Porch"

This day shall be marked in history as purr-fect.

18. "Attack Teefies"

A once in a lifetime picture opportunity, surely.

19. "Grooming Teefies"

So majestic.

20. "Here’s My Gargoyle. He Had To Get The Majority Of His Teeth Removed At A Young Age, But He’s Still Handsome"

Not to be dramatic, but I'm obsessed with him.

21. "It Looks Like He’s Saying “Cheeese”"

Who says he isn't?

22. "I Was Told My Little Vampire Belongs Here"

You were told correctly.

23. "Awww, Look At The Little Teeth"

Smol and satisfying.

24. "Meeooooow"

Tell me more.

25. "Sparkle, Say Cheese"

D'awhhh

26. "Me: “Smile For The Camera”

Sure thing, boss.

27. "Om Nom Nom"

Purr-fection!

28. "Singular Toof"

One is better than none.

29. "Caught Him Smirking"

Blessed Image.

30. "Box Destroying Teefies"

The best kind of teefies.

31. "Mr. Monty Just Can’t Control His Teef"

Thank goodness.

32. "When You Like Someone And Don't Know How To Act"

Relatable.

33. "She's Very Proud Of Her Remaining Two Teeth"

I don't blame her, I'm proud just looking at her.

34. "Training Him For Halloween"

He's doing amazing.

35. "Vicious Attack"

So vicious.

36. "No, You Smile Karen"

Cone of shame.

37. "Smile For The Camera"

Purr-fect.

38. "Vampire Cat"

Vampurr.

39. "Mr. Grinny McTeethy"

Just how I likes 'em.

40. "In The Midnight Hour, He Cried More, More More"

With a rebel yell, he cried, "FEED ME MEOW"

Elana