30 of the Funniest Cat Jokes That You Can Find on Vet Clinic Signs, and They Are All Hilarious
People don’t like going to the doctor, so we can't really blame the cats for not wanting to go to the vet. People often hesitate to take their pets to the vet because they get nervous, annoyed, and hard to control, which raises tension.
What is the best way to relieve tension? Jokes. Cats are a great inspiration for humor, but the jokes have to be good because cats have great taste and don’t want cheap fun.
We have collected the funniest jokes that vet clinics display on their signs to help relieve tension.
Are they funny to cats? The cats weren’t in the mood to discuss it, but they are definitely funny to us.
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In 2016, 82.8 percent of dog-owning homes and 54.3 percent of cat-owning homes made at least one visit to the pet clinic.
Total expenditure on veterinary care for all categories of pets was $27.8 billion during 2016.
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Cats should visit the vet at least once a year to receive their vaccinations. While indoor cats don't require as many vaccinations as those that live primarily or partially outdoors, they still need the vaccines regarded as "core" vaccines essential for all cats. VetMed states that the core feline vaccines include those for feline herpesvirus 1 (FHV1), feline calicivirus (FCV), feline panleukopenia virus (FPV), feline leukemia virus (FeLV - kittens), and rabies.
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Among cat-owning homes that visited veterinarians, 89.1 percent had a "regular veterinarian." They reported that the reasons for this include the veterinarian's knowledge, high-quality care, and their kindness and empathy in handling both dogs and cats.
“Cat ownership is less defined than dog ownership,” said Dr. Apryl Steele, president of the American Association of Feline Practitioners and CEO of the Dumb Friends League in Denver. “People who feed community cats and even provide safe shelter for them often do not consider themselves the owners of the cat. However, if the cat is injured, they may be the person who brings the cat to the veterinarian.”
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The AVMA Pet Ownership and Demographics Sourcebook states, “Visits to the veterinarian per pet per year have remained fairly stable for a decade or longer: 1.5 times per dog, 0.7 times per cat, 0.1 times per bird, and 0.7 times per horse.”
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Do you have some funny cat jokes to add? The comments section is all yours.
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