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Beer-Belly 'Man-ternity' Photo Shoots Are The Best Thing To Happen This Year

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Elana
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Beer-Belly 'Man-ternity' Photo Shoots Are The Best Thing To Happen This Year

Pregnancy is a beautiful time for a growing family and something that many individuals like to do to commemorate their special time growing another human being is a maternity photo session. Having a professional take elegant photos makes all the swelling, peeing, and mood swings seem worth it and can definitely glamorize pregnancy in a way that makes you think, "hey, it's not so bad gaining 60lbs and ripping in half for the sake of continuing my awesome genes."

While the pregnant person's partner is occasionally included in the lovely photo shoot, let's face it: the day and the photographer are all about the pregnant lady. Well, that's only so fair, isn't it? That doesn't mean that there isn't a whole slough of men out there who want to feel special, too! So they've taken matters into their own hands, and so can you! You just need a nice little beer belly and a willing photographer and bam: the beer-belly 'man-ternity' photo session can be your reality, too!

Push all the seriousness aside, these photos are elegant as heck but absolutely worth the chortling laughter sure to happen as you gander through the gallery.

Inspiring

The lighting,the magic, it's all here.InspiringJung von Matt

Precious cargo.

I mean, beer is precious cargo, isn't it?Precious cargo.Jung von Matt

Vogue

You have to get the pose right if you want people to appreciate the satire.VogueJung von Matt

In a field of flowers.

This colorful session is definitely going to compete with the maternity photos pregnant women are posting.In a field of flowers.Martin Wilkes

Graceful

If there is a single thing about this not to love, I can't find it anywhere.GracefulMartin Wilkes

Cover the boobies.

You know,to keep things classy.Cover the boobies.Martin Wilkes

Relax

You have to make man-ternity look as easy as maternity, of course.RelaxMartin Wilkes

The gaze.

It's all... loving, and stuff.The gaze.Nick Roberts

Buttoned up, belly out.

This is a maternity tradition that deserves to cross over into a man-ternity tradition.Buttoned up, belly out.Nick Roberts

These eyes say it all.

"I've fallen because I'm drunk and I cannot get up. Oh well."These eyes say it all.Nick Roberts

Serene

You need a good view for such a good view.SereneNick Roberts

When your wife refuses to get maternity photos done, you can still have fun.

This guy, for example, went all in.When your wife refuses to get maternity photos done, you can still have fun.Reddit - DruishPrincess69

Smiles and window sills.

That's how it's done.Smiles and window sills.Reddit - DruishPrincess69

Peek-a-boo!

There's a beer baby brewing.Peek-a-boo!Reddit - DruishPrincess69

Kiss the belly!

Hands down, few things in life will ever be as funny as this timeless photograph.Kiss the belly!Reddit - DruishPrincess69

Eating for two.

Or in his case, it is irrelevant.Eating for two.Reddit - DruishPrincess69

Keeping up with traditions.

You can't have a proper man-ternity shoot without heart hands.Keeping up with traditions.Reddit - DruishPrincess69

Country Guy.

If there's a girl in a truck, pregnant, somewhere, then so is there a guy.Country Guy.Nick Roberts

Cradle the baby.

Like you cradle your beer.Cradle the baby.Instagram
Elana