Man's Funny Story Of How His Bowels Went Loose After Consuming 2 Liters Of Apple Juice Has Cracked Redditors Up

"The entire two litres of apple juice is now in my pants"

Maryjane

• Published in Funny
• May 30, 2022

I probably might not have profound knowledge about how the human body functions, but one thing I'm sure of is that consuming too much of a particular thing at a go is not good. As you can already tell, the Redditor in today's post drank two whole liters of apple juice.

Now, drinking a lot of apple juice can cause diarrhea. Due to the high sugar content, it might likewise lead to weight gain and poor blood sugar regulation.

In view of these disadvantages, eating real apples is a better decision than gulping down a glass of apple juice, regardless of how tasty it could be. Well, this Redditor by the name u/Throwaway1984 savored not one but two liters of the sweet taste of apple juice and paid the price.

He took to the r/tifu subreddit community to share his long but hilarious story. The OP loves apple juice, and he saw a juicy offer at a shop and decided to purchase 2 liters of apple juice, which he consumed within minutes.

Little did he know that he had signed up for a messy day as the effects of what he had consumed started knocking at his door. He started getting cramps ten minutes into his drive, and before he knew what had befallen him, he had already released the first batch of flood into his boxers.

It even gets worse as he drives on, and as you keep scrolling, you’ll get to read the full story.

The headline...

My job is...

Drank the first litre

It gets worse

It gets worse again

A bad move

There's a small relief

I've got a problem

Are you a toddler?

I'm quickly distracted

Round one was a preview

It's breached the waistband

The torrent subsides

The most uncomfortable drive

No further elaboration

Coming across my latest problem

Step on the bin bag

They're not getting salvaged

Already in too deep

The longest shower ever

The most horrendous smell

A can of air freshener

No real explanation

What apple juice contains...

In other words...

The post made redditors laugh so hard and it received 21K upvotes with 1.4K comments. We've gathered some of the most upvoted comments from redditors so keep scrolling to check them out.

1. An couch cleaning attachment

2. You poor guy

3. An incredible read

4. This is pure gold

5. This was some read

6. I find this post very interesting

7. Water would have been a better option

8. Not going into much detail

9. The society of grown men

10. The damage pineapple juice can do

11. It's a learning process

12. You need professional help

13. Showering in two parts

14. I've been laughing so hard

15. More like the whole interior

16. Lol... This is hilarious

17. Someone is definitely feeling better

18. One of my worst nightmares

19. A much needed laugh

20. An amazing story

We learn every day, and this particular story has taught me to mind the amount of apple juice I consume at a go. There are also a lot of insights in the comments dropped by Redditors as well.

So we’d love to know what you would do in this scenario and what advice you have for the OP. Drop your replies below.

Maryjane