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20 Posts That Any Hot Mess Can Relate To

by Mikayla

Lets face it, life isn't all gardens and roses. It's hard work, it's confusing and most of the time even the people who look like they have it all sorted out have no idea whats really going on. It turns out that some people just hide their confusion better than others, and if you're one that doesn't hide it well then you unfortunately hold the title of "hot mess".

Luckily that's not always a bad thing! For one you'll make plenty of friends, because we're all a little bit messy too. And on top of that you get to laugh at tweets like the ones listed below because they'll definitely make you say "yup.. me too!"

1. Please... please... pls...

me whispering into my green tea after taking one sip: ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶠᶦˣ ᵐʸ ᵉⁿᵗᶦʳᵉ ˡᶦᶠᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍʳᵒˢˢ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ.. ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶦ ᵇᵉᵍ

— IN(DIE) (@INDIEWASHERE) November 13, 2017

2. You've doomed yourself, kid.

me: it’s so hard to fall asleep tonight! I wonder if it’s that iced coffee I had at 6pm?

the iced coffee I had at 6pm: pic.twitter.com/XeCpYVp7BP

— nicole boyce (@nicolewboyce) September 18, 2018

3. It's the effort that counts, right?

Me, paying off my credit card while still using it regularly pic.twitter.com/Tz7RVruulK

— Son of Isaac (@mensahmusa) October 24, 2018

4. First of all: HOW DARE YOU

Me looking at the mf that honked at my mom pic.twitter.com/H6MfYmtbh2

— brendan (@brendandagawd) October 4, 2018

5. Knowing that i'm laying my head down for 4 more hours of sleep > Life

Name a better feeling than waking up in the middle of the night and thinking to yourself “please don’t be 6 am” and then when you look at the clock you realize that it’s only 2:34 am and you still have like 4 hours to sleep!!!!!

— Maghan Cooley (@MaghanCooley) September 27, 2018

6. Cheese is a dangerous drug

Once again in my quest to not eat sugar I have eaten Too Much Cheese

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) September 25, 2018

7. And the cycle repeats...

Weekends as an adult really suck.

Friday: you work until 5 and you’re too tired to do anything.

Saturday: you want to chill but you have to run errands or be productive.

Sunday: you’re mad all day because it’s already almost Monday.

— Blackniss Everdeen™ (@RockyTopKeith) July 24, 2018

8. This hits home FAR too hard

well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

— Donnie Snarko (@geraldinreverse) September 29, 2018

9. Maybe some cheesecake will help???

me: drinks coffee, drinks alcohol, eats half a pizza with cheesy garlic bread

stomach: hurts

me: it is a mystery

— Samantha Tomaszewski (@managewski) August 21, 2018

10. I'm always excited until I remember i'm built like a wheelbarrow

me looking at myself in the mirror after putting on the outfit that looked so good on me in my head pic.twitter.com/aAGYE2H4ns

— ꒰◍ᐡᐤᐡ◍꒱ ᶻᶻᶻ (@losergirl43) April 28, 2018

11. TREAT YO SELF

Me: I’m going to be productive today

Also me, after running one errand: i deserve this 4 hour break

— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) September 23, 2018

12. I'll do all that and more! Tomorrow...

ME: I'm going to start really taking care of my body. Fruits, vegetables, ViTiMiNssss, I am going to FEEL good and LOOK good. No sugar. Maybe I'll go VEGAN. YES I will be a goddess I will GLOW with HEALTH

FREE OFFICE DOUGHNUTS: bitch u thought

— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) June 28, 2018

13. Ma'am, do you need help?

[burglar gently waking me] you live like this?

— eriK (@ericsshadow) January 15, 2016

14. You and I both know it's not okay so quit asking.

“Purchase $81.24 OK?”
I mean it’s definitely not ok but I need it so like fuck me I guess

— Jᴏʀᴅᴀɴ (@j_rdanle) October 3, 2018

15. *Me jumping into bed after a long day of stressing over nothing*

Me jumping into bed after a long day at work. 😂 pic.twitter.com/4IuW6LqeDG

— Trei Champion (@HaynesTrei) September 15, 2018

16. Coffee? You want coffee?

my organs: please give us some water we are literally shriveling, please.
me: *removes frosé from freezer*

— king crissle (@crissles) September 17, 2018

17. I'm still not available to talk. I'm just not asleep yet.

if I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it's not that I lied it's just that I failed

— grandmother slime (@artyintheuk) August 29, 2018

18. Maybe I'll set my house on fire and hope for an eligible fireman to show up

Single at 23: “I have to go out and meet someone!”

Single at 29: “If it’s meant to be the right person will find me in my home.”

— Allison Raskin (@AllisonRaskin) September 1, 2018

19. Also acceptable: Anything by Drake

Why talk about your feelings when you can listen to “Move Along” by The All-American Rejects 47 times in a row?

— Adrian R. (@adroidirl) October 24, 2018

20. House Diverts

me: *knows hors d'oeuvres is pronounced "ordervs"*

also me: horse divorce

— jake (@squidslippers) October 17, 2018

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