Here Are 30 Of The Most Horrible Wedding Toasts That'll Make Your Jaw Drop

"She may not be the smartest or prettiest in the family, but..."

Maryjane

• Published in Interesting
• July 11, 2024

Wedding toasts is not a new thing as it is all about wishing the newlyweds good health and a prosperous marriage. The speaker then asks the audience to raise their glasses and toast to the prosperity, health, and happiness of the new couple.

You see, a memorable wedding can be achieved by having a series of amusing speeches. But a toast is a happy speech used to congratulate the newlyweds on celebrating their union with a toast during a wedding celebration.

So, the goal of the wedding toast is to make the audience laugh and feel entertained. Wedding toasts can be amusing, romantic, or nostalgic; occasionally, the best toasts combine all three elements.

A wedding toast can be given by one person or by several members of the bridal party, depending on the couple's preferences. One thing to note is that a wedding toast can be tricky to come up with.

Writing a toast at a wedding may be a very nerve-wracking and scary undertaking. Wedding toasts might be a disaster waiting to happen, or they can be witty, memorable, and incredibly sweet.

Though there is no assurance, every couple hopes that the toast during their reception fit into the latter group but the ones we see in today's post belong to the disaster part.

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1. Jackie was not attractive

2. A worried father

3. She has a good heart

4. It was definitely awkward

5. "She's a big catch for your ugly self"

6. My boy will turn to a pretzel

7. The bride and groom should be furious

8. Being called the "sin in law"

9. You're not the smartest person she's dated

10. A heck of an act to follow

11. Everything was good to go by

12. He got a good laugh at the end

13. I'm feeling much better now

14. Getting a dead silent confusion

15. Wedding that cost more than a house

16. Putting on a two women skit

17. This may have been an impulse wedding

18. Fake laughing at everyone's autism jokes

19. It might have sounded better in his mind

20. You can't mention a miscarriage

21. Oh no...

22. The bride's sister

23. The Hitler Quote

24. How she was conceived

25. A heartbreaking infertility and hurt

26. Straightening it out

27. The familiar faces

28. Revealing the weird things

29. Things will work out

30. That was the speech

It's likely that you've attended weddings where you've heard some truly wonderful toasts of honor, but you've also undoubtedly endured a few awkward ones. Most people view the wedding speech as a chance for the speaker to wish the newlyweds many years of happiness, so getting something out of the ordinary would definitely raise eyebrows.

This article is full of facepalming moments during a wedding toast and you can share your own story in the comments section below.

Maryjane