This Australian Job Ad Is Being Hailed The Worst Possible Job Offer Of 2019

To summarise: he’s after a full time girlfriend or mother to look after him and pat him on the back a little.

Irene

• Published in Funny
• January 7, 2019

Doing the rounds on the internet today are people completely gobsmacked at this Australian job up for offer in Melbourne. I honestly struggle to understand who would apply for a job that entails the incredulous amount of work for what is basically minimum wage.

The job in question is on a website for job seekers, called Seek. They anonymously upload offers for people to apply to, while not revealing who the employer is. In this case, whoever approved the job offer didn't have much attention to detail, as I can't see why anyone in their right mind would allow a job like this to be posted.

The employer asks for a person who can work part time, but not expect to clock on or off. He (assuming) is also asking for someone who can make him "feel good". I don't know about you but that gives me the creeps.

Good luck to whoever's going to apply for this job! You'll surely need it.

Bizarre is right

Part time job, but don't expect to clock in and out

If you're going to be more involved than ever and be paid peanuts, then this is for you

Included, every task under the sun (but not limited to these incredulous expectations)

You must be perfect

You need to be available 24/7. Is it just me or are there some Devil Wears Prada vibes in this job offer?

They are my most hated boss and I don't even know who they are

I feel exhausted just reading the entire thing.

Yes, he may be straight to the point with what his requirements are but he also sounds like a bit of a nightmare to work for. No bueno indeed.

Irene