Boyfriend's Hilarious Response To Girlfriend's Multi-Message Text Argument Has The Internet Roaring With Laughter

Ah, modern romance.

Elana

• Published in Funny
• June 24, 2019

Relationships in this day and age are absolutely nothing like relationships of the past. In many ways, that's not a bad thing. I mean, people are free to choose who they want to be with in freedoms never presented in decades past. The dating scene has also transformed significantly. No longer is a person dependent on connections, introductions, arrangements, and seedy bars to meet "the one," or even just "the one for right now." Today, the ability to begin, explore, and maintain a relationship is limitless with opportunities.

On the back-end, a lot of today's communication between couples is happening via text-message. This isn't inherently wrong, sometimes it's all you even can do, but it's presented us an opportunity to share... share the lovey-dovey messages our beloved sends, and commiserate with anyone willing to look at a screenshot.

Twitter user @XOashh_ turned to her followers to complain about her boyfriend's response to a text argument she was attempting to engage in. I say attempting because it turns out, he wasn't really interested in engaging back.

3-page essay, and send.

Epic.

His "avoid the argument" tactic is bar-none.

Twitter erupted with laughter in response.

Some guys just don't want to argue!

Naturally... everyone also wanted to know about the towels.

Like, it was probably a more popular question than even laughing at the boyfriend!

We're just here for the towels at this point.

Like for real, we want those $2 towels.

Alas, it turned out there was no sale on towels.

That son of a....

He paused the argument with a lie...

Alright, 2 points to the boyfriend.

He wins this round.

Elana