Sperm Banks Have Sounded The Red Alarm As Ginger Donors Are In Dire Need For Women Worldwide

The ginger ninjas are the heroes we didn't know we needed!

Jack

• Published in Funny
• May 4, 2019

There's many things wrong with the world and humanity in general in this present age. The ice caps are melting, there's war ravaging the middle east, there's mass homelessness, no affordable healthcare and people are more depressed than ever.

The most horrific of these issues though?

There are almost no people with red hair being born anymore. I know, terrifying. But there is something you can do! A grass roots movement demanding change so that the gingers may cultivate and multiply. Sperm banks across the world are calling out for our red headed alumni to donate their man juice for the sake of their kind.

A big red-headed gentleman

Maybe its the rise of much beloved characters like Tormond Giantsbane or Sansa Stark from Game Of Thrones that have changed the winds to favor the crimson tide raging across the world.

Ed Sheeran

Pop star Ed Sheeran is also definitely a factor in the rouge renaissance.

An Australian sperm bank recently started a campaign called Save The Gingers in order to try to secure more ginger sperm donors. Currently only 2% of their client base are red headed.

A huge difference from 2011 when a Danish sperm bank closed its doors to ginger donors because not enough people wanted redheaded babies.

Ginger pups are also accepted.

Because the ginger gene is recessive it takes two gingers to make a third a sure thing. It is entirely possible for a ginger to sprout up in a family without a redheaded parent, but it is far more rare.

A ginger gathering!

We are still a fair way from being over run, but maybe a little more red in our lives wouldn't go astray.

Jack