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Some of them are so out there.
Dating is tough. You never know who you might run into.
Most importantly, you never know how are you going to react to some of their flaws (which aren't exactly flaws but still annoy you). Do you want a boyfriend who walks on his toes?
Maybe you're looking for somebody who always smells like cooking oil? Or perhaps you want a partner who never uses pillowcases?
Well if you said yes to any of the above, then you're in luck because as you can see from this hilarious list of reasons that people deserved a breaking up, all of these folks are currently leading a single life!
The following post list some of the most amusing and strange reasons why people have opted to break up with someone. One Redditor asked: "What's the pettiest reason you've rejected someone?"
We bet they didn't expect so many weird and funny answers. Although we must admit that some of them are pretty legit.
Like, for instance, you can't really be happy with a person who has the same name as one of your parents... We have compiled a list of the pettiest reasons people ever broke up, and we know you will find it amusing.
Might even remind you of some of your breakups. Let's take a look:
"They ate their peas individually."
–u/DTownForever
"She ate a banana sideways. Would hold it horizontally, peel it and take bites from the side."
–u/peazley
"He had the same name as a horrible ex. It bothered me every time I said the name."
–u/pinecity21
"He smelled like cooking oil or something weird, and his whole house did. It was overpowering. I couldn't do it."
–u/GalaxygirlWoW
"Dude kissed me open-mouthed with relaxed lips. Not meant as a makeout kiss. Just opened his mouth, smashed his face into mine, then pulled back."
–u/kitcat7898
"She had the same name as my mom. I just…couldn’t."
–u/Valcutio
"His name was Phil. My name is Lil."
–u/fizzywiggle
"Not me, but a girl I hung out with in high school once dumped a boyfriend because she didn't like his socks. She's married with two kids now. Her husband's got mad sock game, obvi."
–u/PunchSploder
"I once stopped talking to a girl because she kept putting '...' everywhere in texts."
–u/rahiq
"She was 100% convinced that dinosaurs didn't exist."
–u/SixGunChimp
"He texted me too many photos of his eggs Benedict in the morning."
–u/Natarenec
"Every time I asked what she would like to do, it was an annoying 'I don’t knowwwwww.'"
–u/raoulduke223
"He said the sunsets in my state weren’t good."
–u/aradilla
"She didn't drink water."
–u/Cousin_Carl
"He used too many exclamation points."
–u/cherry_latte
"She gave me a hug, and a booger that was stuck to her nose got on my shirt. For some reason, I never recovered. It's been 10 years, and I still haven't forgotten."
–u/Cpt_Howl
"She didn’t like my new haircut."
–u/Gomichi
"He would only walk on tiptoes. No medical reason, just tiptoed about like a burglar in a cartoon."
–u/fja203
"They wouldn’t let their dog walk when they walked their dog. Would carry the poor little fucker around."
–u/burglicious
"We had promised to see the same movie together. When I showed up to go see the film, they had already seen it."
–u/polywha
Well, do you relate to these stories? One question arises - how did these people break up?
What did they list as a reason? The truth, or did they make something up? We guess it's the second option.
Because the truth would probably make them look a bit weird. And they wouldn't want that, right?