Bathroom Blunders - 45 Hilariously Awful Designs You Should Never Copy

"I am actually speechless."

Damjan

• Published in Funny
• June 21, 2024

In the quest for comfort and convenience, our bathrooms are meant to be sanctuaries of relaxation and functionality. Yet, sometimes, we encounter designs that leave us questioning the sanity of those who conceived them.

Picture this: a toilet placed strategically next to a window, offering a view without room for privacy. These moments of design folly make us shake our heads in disbelief.

Modern architecture often aims for innovative solutions and aesthetic appeal. However, there are instances where creativity crosses the line into the realm of impracticality.

The bathroom, where we seek solace from the day’s stresses, occasionally becomes a stage for bizarre and downright hilarious design choices. Imagine entering a bathroom only to find a cramped shower stall that even a contortionist would struggle to maneuver.

Or encountering a sink so oddly placed that washing your hands becomes a balancing act. These are isolated incidents and a collection of design mishaps defying common sense.

One of the most eyebrow-raising examples is the toilet-window combo. Positioned side by side, these two fixtures create an unintentional spectacle, leaving users to ponder the absence of primary privacy considerations. It begs the question: did the architect momentarily forget the purpose of a bathroom?

Then, there are the showers that challenge the laws of physics. Whether tucked away in corners too tight to stand comfortably or open-plan designs that generously splash water in all directions except down the drain, these showers test our patience more than they cleanse our bodies.

In our homage to these design faux pas, here’s a roundup of the most laughably impractical bathroom designs known to exist. From sinks positioned so close to toilets that personal space becomes a distant memory to bathtubs squeezed into spaces better suited for a closet, these designs push the boundaries of functionality into the realm of comedy.

1. "Mother In Law’s Suite Is Finally Done! "

2. "I Am Actually Speechless. I Mean In What Scenario Is This Required???? Fraternity Rush Week? And What Does One Store In That Prison Locker Built In? "

3. "It’s Official. It’s A Poop-Off… "

4. "The Shower In My Grandparents New Bathroom Is Very Nice, Except For One Small Problem… "

5. "Whatever. Shut Up And Have A Salad Next Time If You Don’t Like It. "

6. "A Perfect Fit."

7. "This Bathtub Looks Like Somebody Was Killed In It… Or Worse. "

8. "Quite The Reach… "

9. "It’s Not A Mistake. It’s Art. "

10. "New Definition Of Attached Bath "

11. "Privacy Schmivacy."

12. "Someone Peaked In High School Geometry! "

13. "Shower Screen Guy Thought The Toilet Waste Was For The Shower And Screened The Wrong Section. Plumber Installed The Toilet Anyway. "

14. "This Pink Really Does Stink."

15. "I Cringe Every Time I Step Foot In This Shower. "

16. "Just In Case You Want A Little Brick Oven Pizza With Your Bath. Sounds Fantastic Tbh. "

17. "Electric Showers For Everyone! "

18. "This Is The Room My Friend And I Got In Cuba. The Shower Wall Was A Window & You Could See Into The Entire Bathroom.. Even The Toilet. "

19. "There’s No Hope For Humanity. I Know That Now. "

20. "The Placement Of This Bath Tub Faucet. "

21. "Booked A Hotel In Orlando Through Hotwire And They Gave Us This Room. No Partition Between The Shower, Bathtub, And Bed. I’m Traveling With My Teenage Daughter… "

22. "Taking A Shower In A Hotel In China. If You’re Going To Slip, Do It Carefully. "

23. "What A Time Saver! "

24. "My Friend’s Bathtub Handles. I-I Just…..what? "

25. "Guest Room Shower "

26. "I Feel The Need To Tell The World Regular Faucets Are Ok "

27. "Hope That’s Not The Same Pipe Because The Water Tastes Funny. "

28. "What Is This? A Bathroom For Ants?"

29. "I’ve Always Wanted To Take Bath While Eating Breakfast. "

30. "There’s A Special Place In Hell For A Powder Room Where The Red Vessel Sink Is The Least Offensive Thing. "

31. "Always Use The Buddy System. "

32. "The Controls For This Shower. "

33. "Step Right Up… "

34. "My Mom Had Her Guest Bathroom Remodeled While She Was Out Of Town. She Wanted The Shower Head Up High So Tall People Didn’t Have To Crouch Or Lean Way Back. Came Home To Find This, Which Shoots The Water Straight Across To The Opposite Wall. "

35. "Wanna Take A S**t? Gotta Climb Over The Tub First. "

36. "Talk About A “Crappy” Design."

37. "Texas. What Are You Doing? "

38. "The Way This Curved Shower Enclosure Fits A Square Base, Causing The Floor To Flood And Requiring An Extra Drain. "

39. "Ooooh, Whatcha Doing?"

40. "Come On In And Have A Seat. "

41. "Carpeted Stairs To Shower. "

42. "Shower Curtain At My Local YMCA. "

43. "I’ve Always Wanted An Apartment With A Bathtub, But This Is Certainly Not What I Envisioned. "

44. "For Close Friends Only… "

45. "Finally, A Stall For The Well-Endowed. "

It’s essential to appreciate the intent behind these creations—perhaps a desire to innovate or a bold attempt at artistic expression. Yet, as users of these spaces, we find ourselves between amusement and frustration. After all, who hasn’t encountered a bathroom design that leaves them muttering, “What were they thinking?”

So, the next time you find yourself face-to-face with a bathroom design that defies all logic, take a moment to smile.

Damjan