Hilarious Tweets That Will Keep Us Coming Back To Twitter For More

The funniest people are all using Twitter.

Elana

• Published in Funny
• December 5, 2018

Truly, there is nothing in life more uplifting than a good chuckle. A laugh from deep in your belly that roars past your chest and out of your head thanks to your mouth. Laughter is the best medicine for a droopy mood, a down day, and a pessimistic outlook. But who has time to scour the Internet for the best jokes? Not you? That's okay! That is what we are here for.

We have found the most hilarious tweets and we are beyond excited to share the laughter with you. Seriously, if these people aren't professional comedians then they should consider it because we are crying from laughing so hard today.

Spicy!

I bet this is exactly how it happened, too.

A great vlog.

10/10 would watch.

Booty, booty, booty. Booty everywhere.

Own that booty-pride.

Belle is a jerk!

Okay, maybe not a jerk but this song was pretty condescending to the townsfolk.

Same

This smacks us right in the feels.

Options

Sometimes you'd rather see someone not go at all than bring someone along.

Asking the important questions.

Someone has to!

Don't ever say this guy doesn't dream big.

Because this is a mighty, tall order.

I've got lots of advice.

No returns, no refunds, no exchanges.

I'm hungry.

Who wants potato salad when you could eat five potato options instead? Nobody.

Caffeine

We convince ourselves caffeine is better than not caffeine.

Whale, whale, whale. What do we have here?

Life is all about compromises.

Working the solo shift.

Gotta make it interesting.

Honestly!

Sometimes, food bloggers are the worst.

Accurate

This may be the best tweet, ever.

Dream Job

I'd support this guy, wouldn't you?

HARM-acy.

Get it? Do you get it?

Because you can't buy anything, sucker!

They might need to change the terminology on Wheel of Fortune.

Oh my!

At least we all benefited from hearing Morgan Freeman's voice.

Whomp

That would be disappointing, wouldn't it?

Close, so close.

If only we knew what she said next.

Elana