21 Guilty Pleasures People Confessed To That Will Make You Feel Totally Normal

Because let's face it, we all have that one weird obsession.

Jesse

• Published in Interesting
• October 23, 2024

We all have that one thing we secretly indulge in that we wouldn't dare announce at the dinner table. In fact, most of us may find ourselves making sure the coast is clear before we can kick back, relax, and indulge.

That, my friend, is what we call a guilty pleasure. Whether it's binge-watching reality shows while pretending to hate them in public or belting out 90s boy band songs in your underwear, we've all been there. 

Admit it, you've probably caught yourself diving into a weirdly satisfying hobby and thinking, "Should I be embarrassed by this?" Don’t worry, you’re not alone! They’re all part of the little quirks and habits that make us human—no matter how much we pretend we’ve got it all together. 

Recently, a thread popped up online, and people let loose about those quirky, amusing, and downright strange things they do behind closed doors. From oddly specific snack habits to unexpected hobbies that might raise a few eyebrows, it’s a delightful reminder that we all have our moments of weakness.

Grab a snack (no judgment here!) and settle in as we dive into the world of secret indulgences. Who knows? Maybe you’ll recognize yourself in some of these stories—or even discover a new guilty pleasure to enjoy.

1. The ultimate early-morning ritual to kickstart your day on the right note

I leave for work earlier than I need to so that I can go to the harbour beforehand for a calming coffee and smoke with the view of the early morning mist rolling across the sea, and the early morning fishing charters leaving for the day.

2. Sometimes, reality just doesn’t measure up to imaginary adventures

I like to vividly imagine scenarios I'd rather be in. I'm a chronic daydreamer.

3. Who says men aren’t allowed to have a creative side, too?

Cross stitching. I'm a nearly 20 year old man and I've spent hours at a time doing those damn samplers!!!

Walmart sold a cat kit that was very detailed and I finished it in maybe 2 months, its my magnum opus to this day.

4. Just a quiet, happy life with someone who makes every adventure feel like home

I fantasize about living a happy life with a partner who is as happy about me as I am about them. Just someone to go do things with. 

5. A peaceful escape

I sometimes fantasize about just not being alive any more. I'm not going to take my own life or anything, but it's somehow comforting to imagine not having to carry around all the burdens that come with life.

6. A 2-hour cinematic retreat complete with popcorn and soda

I leave work once a week and go to a movie theater and have a 2 hour lunch of popcorn and soda while I watch a new movie.

7. When storms rage outside, it’s nice to know your loved ones are safe under your cozy roof

Especially when it’s cold or there is some major weather event going on, I usually will just lie in bed and think about how nice it is to have my wife and kids safe and secure under one roof. I’m not an actual hard core prepper but I do think having food, water, supplies gives me a sense of comfort.

8. Thanks, Zillow, for the endless possibilities

Browsing houses on Zillow that I don’t plan on buying.

9. And the award for World’s Best Cat Parent goes to…

Talking to my cats as if they are my actual children… took them to the vet for a checkup over my annual physical once… i will do anything for them.

10. A life of peaceful solitude on the open road. Sounds like the perfect escape plan

I daydream about leaving everything behind and disappearing. I would live in a camper somewhere out in Wyoming where it’s quiet and away from the daily noise that brings me down everyday.

11. Hmm. Be careful what you daydream about because you just might get it—never say never.

I daydream about making enough money to be comfortable, owning my home, having a supportive partner and being happy. You know. Fantasy stuff.

12. A wise person once said, “Sleep is for the weak.”

Staying up all night. It's bad for me but sometimes I get obsessed with a book or something. 

13. Solo breakfast dates for the win

On Sunday i go out for breakfast all by myself. This is my me time.

14. Wishing for a societal breakdown just to avoid Monday? Relatable.

Longing for societal collapse so I can avoid work tomorrow.

15. If you don’t question every major life decision you ever made before bed, when else could you possibly do it, really?

Before bed, I often find myself imagining in detail how things might have turned out if I had made a different choice about something important from my past.

16. Because age is just a number, but Buffy will always be legendary. No shame here

I'm a forty year old man that watches Buffy the Vampire Slayer

17. Smells good, feels good, life’s better with scents

Besides my wife, no one knows my guilty pleasure is smelly stuff. I'm a dude but love me some scented candles.

18. Nothing wrong with being the little spoon

Male here.....I am the little spoon.

19. From stepping on her toes to stepping into forever

I like to dance with my wife. By dance I mean traditional waltz (family makes us all learn, mother in law and my mom have been friends since kindergarten so she put her in the same class as me). She thinks I hate it because when we were kids I wouldn't stop growing so I was always stepping on her toes when we had to practice together. 

I spent way too many years b***hing about the lessons for me to admit that I like it when she asks.

20. You never know what you might find

I love going to stores that sell junk and browsing. I love stores like At Home, Dollar Tree and Loves Truck Stops.

21. Why wait for December when comfort is just a Netflix click away? Holiday magic is timeless

Christmas movies anytime I have a night to myself. Doesn’t matter what time of year. Just pure comfort.

Like we said, there’s no shortage of relatable, hilarious confessions. Guilty pleasures are just one of those charming little quirks that make life interesting, so why hide it? 

Embrace the weird, my friends! And if you’re feeling brave, drop a confession of your own in the comments! After all, life’s too short not to enjoy the little things.

Jesse