These 50 Crazy And Hilarious Headlines Will Change The Way You Look At The World Around You For The Worst
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Damjan
- Published in Funny
It's a big, big world out there and every day, something extremely odd happens somewhere. So, when some people complain the news is dull, we're guessing they've never seen the wacky, strange, and downright idiotic tales that have made it to TV, print, and online.
These folks may be proven wrong thanks to the Twitter account "Internet's Craziest Headlines." The creators of this account have compiled the most strange assortment of titles and captions for you to enjoy, ranging from "China may be using the water to hide its submarines" to "Large cat sighted" to "Man sold TV to purchase remote."
The headlines are so ridiculous that they make you wonder if you are on "Candid Camera," or some parallel Universe, or if you are simply losing your mind. And frankly, it makes you wonder which one you would prefer.
Yeah, it's that bad. Trust us.
So get ready for a whole new level of insanity because we've hand-picked some of the most fantastic posts from this account. But before you take a look at what we've prepared, we must warn you- you will never look at the world with the same eyes again.
So, if you are ready... Let's do it!
1. A what?
hofheadlines2. Forever and forever...
hofheadlines3. Tragic
hofheadlines4. Animal instincts...
hofheadlines5. It somehow makes sense...
hofheadlines6. Spiked!
hofheadlines7. Look at her smile....
hofheadlines8. Okay....And that's important because?
hofheadlines9. Because you're not you when you are hungry
hofheadlines10. You can’t die before you pay the rent
hofheadlines11. That's unfortunate...
hofheadlines12. Dangerous cat
hofheadlines13. Nice to meet you...
hofheadlines14. Yeah, that look in his eyes....
hofheadlines15. That's the beast way of seducing...
hofheadlines16. Well, how about that... And drops even more after 45...
hofheadlines17. What a monster!
hofheadlines18. Maybe he is feeding a giant baby...
hofheadlines19. Never give a gun to your dog, no matter how much it begs!
hofheadlines20. Such an unfortunate name...
hofheadlines21. Well, they could've waited...
hofheadlines22. Just a dwarf driving around...
hofheadlines23. Well, they look similar
hofheadlines24. Man likes gifts...
hofheadlines25. I shot the sheriff...
hofheadlines26. Cats have rights too, you know...
hofheadlines27. Found alive...
hofheadlines28. Taping with a rope...
hofheadlines29. Black Pearl
hofheadlines30. Only when the car wasn't moving...
hofheadlines31. What?
hofheadlines32. He will be missed...
hofheadlines33. Enough is enough
hofheadlines15. Instead of hiding them in the air?
hofheadlines35. Unknown caller...
hofheadlines36. What a guy...
hofheadlines37. V for Vendetta
hofheadlines38. Poor squirrel
hofheadlines39. No comment
hofheadlines40. Not the same
hofheadlines41. Never too old for that...
hofheadlines42. Armed and on the run. How?
hofheadlines43. Time to die
hofheadlines44. Tasty...
hofheadlines45. Dominance asserted!
hofheadlines46. Bad question...
hofheadlines47. Nothing to do with a bomb
hofheadlines48. Let the parrot out!
hofheadlines49. Watch your six!
hofheadlines50. Hold me tight
hofheadlinesAfter abandoning the idea that these headlines were created by an evil mastermind trying to convince us that we are all insane, we’ve started wondering about the motives. And, if it was the publicity the creators were after -they’ve done it.
Their news is shared all over the internet, reaching millions of people. Hm.
Millions of people? Well, back to our conspiracy theory.