These 50 Crazy And Hilarious Headlines Will Change The Way You Look At The World Around You For The Worst

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Damjan
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These 50 Crazy And Hilarious Headlines Will Change The Way You Look At The World Around You For The Worst

It's a big, big world out there and every day, something extremely odd happens somewhere. So, when some people complain the news is dull, we're guessing they've never seen the wacky, strange, and downright idiotic tales that have made it to TV, print, and online.

These folks may be proven wrong thanks to the Twitter account "Internet's Craziest Headlines." The creators of this account have compiled the most strange assortment of titles and captions for you to enjoy, ranging from "China may be using the water to hide its submarines" to "Large cat sighted" to "Man sold TV to purchase remote."

The headlines are so ridiculous that they make you wonder if you are on "Candid Camera," or some parallel Universe, or if you are simply losing your mind. And frankly, it makes you wonder which one you would prefer.

Yeah, it's that bad. Trust us.

So get ready for a whole new level of insanity because we've hand-picked some of the most fantastic posts from this account. But before you take a look at what we've prepared, we must warn you- you will never look at the world with the same eyes again.

So, if you are ready... Let's do it!

1. A what?

1. A what?hofheadlines

2. Forever and forever...

2. Forever and forever...hofheadlines

3. Tragic

3. Tragichofheadlines

4. Animal instincts...

4. Animal instincts...hofheadlines

5. It somehow makes sense...

5. It somehow makes sense...hofheadlines

6. Spiked!

6. Spiked!hofheadlines

7. Look at her smile....

7. Look at her smile....hofheadlines

8. Okay....And that's important because?

8. Okay....And that's important because?hofheadlines

9. Because you're not you when you are hungry

9. Because you're not you when you are hungryhofheadlines

10. You can’t die before you pay the rent

10. You can’t die before you pay the renthofheadlines

11. That's unfortunate...

11. That's unfortunate...hofheadlines

12. Dangerous cat

12. Dangerous cathofheadlines

13. Nice to meet you...

13. Nice to meet you...hofheadlines

14. Yeah, that look in his eyes....

14. Yeah, that look in his eyes....hofheadlines

15. That's the beast way of seducing...

15. That's the beast way of seducing...hofheadlines

16. Well, how about that... And drops even more after 45...

16. Well, how about that... And drops even more after 45...hofheadlines

17. What a monster!

17. What a monster!hofheadlines

18. Maybe he is feeding a giant baby...

18. Maybe he is feeding a giant baby...hofheadlines

19. Never give a gun to your dog, no matter how much it begs!

19. Never give a gun to your dog, no matter how much it begs!hofheadlines

20. Such an unfortunate name...

20. Such an unfortunate name...hofheadlines

21. Well, they could've waited...

21. Well, they could've waited...hofheadlines

22. Just a dwarf driving around...

22. Just a dwarf driving around...hofheadlines

23. Well, they look similar

23. Well, they look similarhofheadlines

24. Man likes gifts...

24. Man likes gifts...hofheadlines

25. I shot the sheriff...

25. I shot the sheriff...hofheadlines

26. Cats have rights too, you know...

26. Cats have rights too, you know...hofheadlines

27. Found alive...

27. Found alive...hofheadlines

28. Taping with a rope...

28. Taping with a rope...hofheadlines

29. Black Pearl

29. Black Pearlhofheadlines

30. Only when the car wasn't moving...

30. Only when the car wasn't moving...hofheadlines

31. What?

31. What?hofheadlines

32. He will be missed...

32. He will be missed...hofheadlines

33. Enough is enough

33. Enough is enoughhofheadlines

15. Instead of hiding them in the air?

15. Instead of hiding them in the air?hofheadlines

35. Unknown caller...

35. Unknown caller...hofheadlines

36. What a guy...

36. What a guy...hofheadlines

37. V for Vendetta

37. V for Vendetta hofheadlines

38. Poor squirrel

38. Poor squirrel hofheadlines

39. No comment

39. No commenthofheadlines

40. Not the same

40. Not the samehofheadlines

41. Never too old for that...

41. Never too old for that...hofheadlines

42. Armed and on the run. How?

42. Armed and on the run. How?hofheadlines

43. Time to die

43. Time to diehofheadlines

44. Tasty...

44. Tasty...hofheadlines

45. Dominance asserted!

45. Dominance asserted!hofheadlines

46. Bad question...

46. Bad question...hofheadlines

47. Nothing to do with a bomb

47. Nothing to do with a bombhofheadlines

48. Let the parrot out!

48. Let the parrot out!hofheadlines

49. Watch your six!

49. Watch your six!hofheadlines

50. Hold me tight

50. Hold me tighthofheadlines

After abandoning the idea that these headlines were created by an evil mastermind trying to convince us that we are all insane, we’ve started wondering about the motives. And, if it was the publicity the creators were after -they’ve done it.

Their news is shared all over the internet, reaching millions of people. Hm.

Millions of people? Well, back to our conspiracy theory.

Damjan