People Share The Dumbest Names They've Encountered And Here Are 40 Of The "Best" Ones

“What Were The Parents Thinking”

Damjan

• Published in Funny
• January 9, 2022

When we think of weird baby names, celebrities are the first people that come to our minds. Elon Musk and his X Æ A-12, Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter Apple, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’s daughter Suri, etc.

But giving weird names to their babies is not limited only to the stinking rich. No, regular people do it also.

Is it because they want to make their kids stand out from the crowd? Well, this is a really stupid way, and many of these parents should be locked away for doing that to their kids.

It is pure abuse, no doubt about it. We have to say that the names often turn out to be dumb totally unintentionally.

Or, should we say because of lack of intelligence. How else would you describe people with the last name Banger who name their child Baby?

Or the Metheny family calling their child Crystal…Those are accidents just waiting to happen. They make you wonder about what were the parents thinking.

We have compiled a list of the 40 of the dumbest names, and we know you are going to love them. Just, please, do not find them inspirational. Take a look:

1. "Now That's A Great Name For A Neuroscientist"

2. "To Briefly Return To A Previous Theme Of “Great Names”.if You Need A Vasectomy In The Austin Texas Area - Dr Dick Chopp Is Your Guy"

3. "Beezow"

4. "These Were The Names Of My Dad's Teachers In Pre-School"

5. "The Big Question Of The Commonwealth Games"

6. Nice to be proud

7. "Saw This Last Name On The News Today"

8. "A Republican Candidates Unfortunate Name"

9. “Hey Guy, What’s Your Name?”

10. "Perfect Name For A Lawyer"

11. Why? Why? Why?

12. "Honestly, I'm Not Surprised To See Someone With A Name Like This In Small Claims Court"

13. Judge Willie Stroker

14. Birth Certificate upon request

15. "Unfortunate Name"

16. "And The Award For The Worst Name Goes To"

17. "I Met This Guy Ar Burger King, A Asked If I Could Take A Picture. It Was His Real Name!"

18. "That's An Even Better Name You Have There"

19. "Sackrider"

20. "Boss Last Name"

21. "Surely A Form Of Child Abuse?"

22. Gay Saylor

23. "Tokyo Sexwale, The Best Name In The Universe?"

24. "Great Name For A Marijuana Researcher"

25. Lucious Pusey

26. "When You Think Criminal Names Aren't Obvious Enough"

27. Dr. Grossweiner

28. Judy Graham Swallows

29. Dat Ho

30. "Unfortunate Name Tag I Found At Work"

31. Tiny Kox

32. Ballitch

33. Jack Goff

34. "What An Interesting Name..."

35. Fagley Dork

36. B. J. Day

37. "I See Your Most Unfortunate High School Teacher Name, And Raise You A Most Unfortunate Elementary School Teacher Name"

38. "I Have An Unfortunate Last Name. Sometimes I Get Targeted Advertisements, That Can Go Horribly Wrong"

39. Ok Suk Whang

40. "Worst Name Ever"

Parents can name their kids whatever they want. Legislation is pretty loose. Names forbidden by law are King, Queen, Jesus Christ, III, Santa Claus, Majesty, Misteri Nigger, Adolf Hitler, Messiah, @, 1069, etc.

Also, names shouldn’t have numbers in them. But the inability to use numbers doesn’t seem to stop people from coming up with the most ridiculous names. Maybe those people would be better off with names like C3PO or R2D2…

Damjan