The 'Deadpool & Wolverine' Joke That Disney Cut From The Movie Has Finally Been Revealed—And It’s Wild

The joke that went too far—even for Deadpool.

Jesse

• Published in News
• December 18, 2024

The Deadpool franchise has always thrived on chaos, irreverence, and humor that pushes boundaries. When you combine that with the brooding yet razor-sharp presence of Wolverine, you get a cinematic cocktail that’s equal parts outrageous and exhilarating.

So, when Deadpool & Wolverine hit theaters in July 2024, fans were ready for a wild ride—and it didn’t disappoint.

This third installment brought Deadpool, the 'Merc with a Mouth,' into the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), marking a new era under Disney’s umbrella. The film was drenched in fan service, layered with inside jokes, and unapologetically R-rated. Blood, guts, profanity—you name it, this movie had it.

Ryan Reynolds’ iconic portrayal of Deadpool breaking the fourth wall while teaming up with Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine felt like the ultimate reward for fans who had waited years for this crossover.

But what happens when an icon of chaos meets the corporate red tape of Disney? For all its sharp wit and satirical edge, the movie still had to tiptoe around the sensibilities of its new owners.

While Disney gave directors Shawn Levy and Ryan Reynolds surprising creative freedom, there was one joke that was just too much for even the House of Mouse. And now, fans finally know what it was.

Deadpool & Wolverine stormed into theaters as one of the year’s most eagerly awaited cinematic showdowns.

For months, audiences speculated about the infamous joke that Disney cut from Deadpool & Wolverine. Ryan Reynolds himself hinted at its existence during the Fast Company Innovation Festival in New York, where he expressed initial fears about Disney slashing the film’s edgier elements.

To his relief, he found Marvel and Disney “great partners” to work with. But even this partnership had limits.

The curtain has finally been lifted, and the infamous Disney-cut joke has been revealed!

The joke in question came during a pivotal scene where Deadpool and Wolverine encounter surviving heroes in the Void. After being introduced to Elektra, Blade, and Gambit, Deadpool notices a fourth, unnamed character and sarcastically asks if it’s Magneto. When told Magneto was dead, Deadpool’s scripted response was:

"F**! What, we can’t even afford one more X-Man? Disney is so cheap. I can barely breathe with all this Mickey Mouse c*** in my throat."*

The punchline—shocking, crude, and dripping with meta-humor—was the kind of line that could send the internet into a frenzy. Yet, it crossed Disney’s invisible line. Instead of demanding its removal, CEO Bob Iger reportedly requested the edit. The final version swapped out the original line for:

"F**k, now Disney gets cheap? It’s like Pinocchio jammed his face in my a** and started lying like crazy."

Honestly, it’s hard to argue with the replacement—it’s hilariously bizarre and somehow even more fitting for Deadpool’s unpredictable humor.

Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively, Gigi Hadid, and Hugh Jackman steal the spotlight at the Deadpool & Wolverine New York premiere!

So, why did Disney cut the original line? Well, we can't say for sure, but likely, the direct hit on their mascot, Mickey Mouse, felt like punching a little too close to home.

Still, this decision underscores just how unique Deadpool & Wolverine is as the MCU’s first R-rated film. It’s a balancing act between staying true to Deadpool’s audacious roots while navigating the expectations of Disney’s broader audience.

In the end, the final joke landed perfectly with fans, and the movie’s record-breaking success proves that this unlikely marriage between chaos and corporate worked. Yet, knowing what could have been makes us appreciate the delicious tension between Deadpool and Disney even more.

Jesse