18 Unbelievable Forensic Findings That Sound Too Crazy To Be True

The real crime scene stories that TV could never prepare you for.

Jesse

• Published in Weird
• October 22, 2024

Ever wondered what forensic scientists really find when they dig into a case? If you’ve watched your fair share of crime dramas, you probably imagine them sifting through DNA, analyzing fingerprints, and solving crimes with their high-tech gadgets and sharp intellect.

But here’s the catch: real forensic work isn’t always as glamorous as it looks on TV. These professionals deal with real-life mysteries, strange findings, and the kind of surprises that would make most of us cringe. 

Recently, a Reddit thread asked them one simple but intriguing question: “What was the most shocking thing you’ve discovered in your lab?” As you might expect, the responses poured in. 

From seasoned professionals to those who just happened to know someone in the field, the stories they shared ranged from the bizarre to the downright jaw-dropping.

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be on the frontlines of science and justice, this glimpse into their world will open your eyes—and maybe even make you reconsider that crime show binge-watch.

Fair warning: these are not your typical textbook cases! Read on to dive into the surprising world of forensic science, and be prepared for some twists that you won’t see coming. Just make sure you’re ready for what lies ahead!

1. When your family tree has a surprise branch

That he WAS the father. 

I’m a bookkeeper/billing guy at a clinic and we tested a baby to see if he was the father.

Mom and dad were both blonde hair, wife had blue eyes, both looked super white.

Kid was REALLY black. Was tested earlier and he didn’t have a condition, he was just black.

The dad wanted a paternity test cause when you have two white parents and a black kid, raises some questions. 

Turns out the mom had a black grandfather that didn’t show up in their skin and that she didn’t know about. 

Kid was biologically theirs, but just looked totally different.

2. Decades of secrets hidden in plain sight, uncovered by one simple test.

So, not forensics (entirely), and not me. I had a professor in college that was pursuing her doctorate while working at the Mayo Clinic. 

Year after year, a man came in to be tested for a disorder/disease that [ended] his father at that very hospital. Year after year, he tested negative. But every year, he got tested in an effort to stay ahead of it. Because, genetics.

One year, he tested negative as usual, but the staff had an idea. They cracked open the archives, dug his father's file out & put it next to his. DNA wasn't even close.

Poor guy has no idea his late father was never his biological father at all. And the hospital has no right or obligation to inform him.

3. Imagine assembling the bones of a brutally murdered teenage girl as your final exam. Forensic science isn’t for the faint of heart.

In doing my MSc in forensic pathology and anthropology, there is a final practical exam component. The examiner hauled in a large cardboard box. The type/size you would store documents in.

When dumped on the table, it looked like a broken plant pot. No piece was bigger than 1.5 inches diameter. He then goes "could you find all the pieces of *example of bone* and reconstruct it please? 

Turns out it was a ~16 year old girl whose boyfriend had caved her head in with a stone and cut her into tiny bits before burying her in a field. 

Only reason she was found was because her decomposing flesh caused the plants right hear her body to be oddly large and lush for a dry forgotten field.

4. Two kidneys? Nah, one gigantic kidney will do just fine—nature just loves to surprise us.

I attended an autopsy where the subject being examined had one large kidney that extended to both sides of his body instead of having 2, one on each side of his body.

5. Addiction knows no bounds. Isopropyl alcohol through straws?! We’ll never look at rubbing alcohol the same way again.

I only just started here so what’s shocking to me is probably super minor but i had a decedent that died and was found with multiple bottles of isopropyl alcohol around her with straws in them. She literally was sipping isopropyl alcohol through straws. It obviously [ended] her, but i cannot get past the thought of that. How serious of an addiction do you have that doing something like that makes sense? Just the thought of doing that makes my stomach turn.

6. Drugged babies... and plumbing leaking chemicals into the water supply?! Terrifying

My friend's wife works in one. Getting blood samples from babies that tested positive for [illegal substances] was apparently fairly common, but the most recent shocking discovery was that the building's plumbing was done in such a way that chemical disposal could back flow into the water fountain drain, and management didn't really care.

7. Because who says you can’t have a little fun on the job?

I was working in the lab late one night, well one thing led to another and we

DID THE MASH WE DID THE MONSTER MASH.

8. Did this Caesar salad come with a side of blood? The customer said yes, the restaurant said no—but only one profession could solve the case.

Years ago when I was working as a DNA analyst, our lab received a limp caesar salad from a local restaurant, take out box and all. Apparently, the guy who ordered the salad said that it was served with blood in it. The restaurant owner said not possible and that the customer must have bled in it so that he wouldn't have to pay. The customer then decided to promptly bring his salad to our lab along with his DNA sample to prove that it wasn't his. Turns out that it was and he unknowingly bled into his salad somehow.

Oh, there was also that one time a dad sent in a bunch of his daughter's soiled feminine hygiene products in to the lab to test for semen.

Most shocking thing though was the time a bunch of DNA samples came. To make a long story short: one large vehicle, lots of [illegal substances], two strung out horny couples, one condom being passed back and forth (yes...flipped inside out), and two pregnant couples uncertain about the paternity of each baby.

9. Half the company’s products were breaking the law, and they didn’t even know it—or did they?

Not a scientist, but my last job involved scientific testing equipment and sending results to the legal team of the company. Using an XRF gun I found that almost 50 percent of this large companies inventory contains above the legally allowed amount of lead, and various other harmful chemicals. (At a company whose product most people will touch on a daily basis). The legal team sure had their work cut out for them.

10. For science geeks, this is pure gold.

I was working as a scanning electron microscope technician for the R&D branch of a private company when the head scientist gave me a unknown sample to cut up and investigate. There were a bunch of layers of paint on it and he wanted to know what elements were present. Most of the layers showed up as normal elements (O, Al, Cr, etc) but one layer had a peak at Pr (Praseodymium) which is so rare that I forgot that it was even an element. I thought I was going crazy but my engineer double-checked it and it was definitely there. Turns out that Praseodymium is used in certain military grade paints.

11. When tech meets trauma. That’s a ‘first day at the lab’ you won’t forget anytime soon.

Not super shocking compared to others but the first time you see a computer covered in blood full of bullet holes it is moment you do not forget.

12. Finding a rare horseshoe kidney in an autopsy isn’t just an anatomy lesson—it’s an event

Horseshoe kidney. There were several autopsies going at once and when it was discovered every doctor dropped what they were doing and cake over to look. So I’d suspect the odds are higher than 1:500.

13. I wonder how it ended up in there…

Candle in an old mans bladder.

14. A body found at the lake had more than water in its lungs—try a Hot Wheels car. No, really, forensic finds don’t get more bizarre than this.

This is my grandfathers story. While he was working in Forensics he had to take a body found at a bottom of a lake. After checking it out he apparently found that there was a hot wheels car lodged in the left lung. He assumed that they must have swallowed it while they were underwater.

15. In forensic genetics, the shocking becomes routine.

My ex worked in a genetics lab.

It wasn't unusual to receive a severed new-born baby's hand to sample for genetic testing in the case of miscarriage or early-life deaths.

16. Fact, fiction or forensic nightmare?

My friends ma used to work in forensics and we got told a bunch of stories, the most memorable being of when they found the dead body of a girl hacked into bits inside a bin bag.

They at first thought some sicko had [ended] her and cut her up, yknow like sickos do. But after further investigation they discovered something in her lady parts along with a giant hole. Some sciencing later and the something was an acrylic nail.

Turns out she and her girlfriend were doing it when her gf's nail snapped and ripped her open from the inside and she bled out. The girlfriend, in a moment of panic, chopped her up and tried to dispose of the body.

17. Finding hidden surprises in a coworker's desk can be shocking, especially when those surprises involve guns and adult toys.

I was working in a lab for a while. Nothing too exciting until we found that one of our coworkers got fired for having d***s, a gun, and other such things in their office. I know it isn't quite what the thread wanted but that was by far the most shocking discovery.

18. It’s all fun and games until a crime weapon turns up in the trainee’s desk drawer.

The [crime] weapon in my trainees bottom left desk drawer.

So, if you thought forensic science was all glamorous lab coats and high-tech gadgets, think again! It’s a world full of surprises—some more unsettling than others. These 18 stories are just a glimpse into the reality of what goes on behind the scenes. 

Now, the next time you watch CSI, you might have a whole new appreciation for what these scientists really go through.

Jesse