This Pregnant Woman Cancelled Her Baby Shower Because Everyone Made Fun Of Her Baby's Ridiculous Name

Not that anyone could stop themselves...

Elana

• Published in Funny
• January 23, 2019

For some parents, naming their children is a very easy task. For many others, however, it's a process that involves a lot of back and forth, list checking, list making, and realizing how many people you don't like (because that one girl from middle school who told everyone you stuffed your bra cannot have the same name as your precious, little womb nugget.)

And let's face reality, folks... over the last couple of decades people have been getting more and more ridiculous with their name selections. Trying to pronounce names anymore can easily involve some serious mental gymnastics. Pro-tip: If you think adding 16 extra letters to an otherwise normal and classic name is the key to being unique, please reconsider how many brain cells you've applied to the task of naming your offspring. Thanks.

For one woman, who remains unfortunately anonymous despite her now viral status, she was so confident in the unusual name she chose for her son that when her family critiqued and ridiculed it she completely flew off the handle, cancelled her baby shower, and went on a social media tantrum!

His name is Squire Sebastian Senator.

That's just his first name.

Viva La Revolution

Well, alrighty then.

I certainly haven't the faintest idea what precisely transpired but I do think it's safe to say that people were not making fun of an unborn baby. Rather... they were definitely making fun of the mom and her peculiar name choice!

Redditors were quick to clap back.

The_Vampire_Barlow :

No one's talking shit about your unborn baby. They're talking shit about your poor naming choices.

thebanjo99 :

This could be the first ever child to run away from home before he’s born.

canhasdiy :

I’ll say the same thing I tell any friend who gets pregnant: before you settle on a name, imagine growing up with it yourself.

iambluest :

Oh poor woman…it isn’t your child being judged…It’s you.

CheckYourZero :

It didn’t sound all that crazy until the paragraph about how “Squire Sebastian Senator” is just his first name and demanding that people use it in full when calling him. What a lunatic…

Boy, what I wouldn't give to go to that baby shower. I guess I'll have to wait with the rest of the peasants for the revolution.

Elana