Absolutely Hysterical Examples Of How Cats Process Logic

Smart, but not that smart.

Elana

• Published in Animals
• May 31, 2019

Cats are notoriously purr-sonality driven creatures. Sassy and spunky with equal doses of cuddle and angst, living with cats is simultaneously predictable and chaotic. There are universal truths to cats, they love spots of sun, naps, and food. But a lot of the unpredictably aspects of life with our furry, feline friends has a lot to do with our human (unworthy) assumptions and hopes about our cats.

Thus comes into play: cat logic. We don't really know much about cats or their sense of logic, we just know they're pretty darn smart and inclined to do whatever the heck suits them, specifically them. But this collection of hysterical photos does give some insight into cat logic: their logic surely is designed to puzzle us humans.

#1 "Comfiest Spot In The House"

Why spend hundreds on a cat condo when you could just set up a box?

#2 "Yes, This Is The Perfect Place For Me To Sit"

#3 "Pet Me, Human!"

#4 "The Devil In Disguise"

#5 "What Do You Mean "Sleep Inside"?"

What's wrong with on top?

#6 "Full vs Empty"

#7 "Relationship With Inanimate Objects"

#8 They've Told Me Not To Sit On A Keyboard

#9 You Can't Go Outside, I Sleeps Here

#10 Finally Found A Comfy Spot

So cozy, so comfy. No complaints here!

#11 Cats And Books

#12 Differences Between Species

#13 Much Sense

#14 Much Logic

#15 Kitties Play When They Want

Which rarely aligns with when us humans want.

#16 Giving Gifts

#17 Cat's Decision-Making Tree

#18 Purr Evil

#19 This Can't Go Wrong

#20 Cats Make Questionable Seating Choices

Questionable is the most accurate word we have for this seating choice.

#21 Just Cat Logic

#22 Eating With A Cat

#23 What Is Wrong, Human?

#24 Just A Cat Doing Cat Stuff

#25 This Is Satan, I Tell You!

Suddenly their excitement and veracity with lasers makes a lot more sense...

#26 Cats Are Real Assholes Sometimes

#27 Treadmill For Cats

#28 It's 2am And Everybody Is Sleeping? Time To Run Around The House For No Reason

#29 Finally, I Haz Comfort!

#30 Cat Forgot How To Cat

System malfunction or intentional food binge? The world may never know.

#31 Ahh, The Quiet New Year's Eve

#32 The Most Comfortable Chair Ever!

#33 Cat, What Are You Doing Cat, Cat, Please Staaahp

#34 Just A Cat Being A Cat

#35 The Stare

If you make eye contact they can control you better with their mind control powers.

#36 This Is Mine. It Has My Name On It

#37 Outside Is Where I Need To Be!

#38 Where To Snooze: A Guide For Cats

#39 I'm The Prettiest Christmas Ornament You Have!

#40 We Sleeps Together!

I'm just impressed they're using a bed at all.

#41 Camouflage

#42 Has His Own Bowl, Eats From The Dog's

#43 Determination Is The Key To Success

#44 This One Is Better!! :)

#45 Who Needs A Cushion When You Have A Wifi Modem?

It's warm, can't blame the cat!

#46 Silly Cat Moments

#47 Use Your Time Well, Human

#48 I Did It In A Box!

#49 Cats During Emergencies

#50 I'm Trapped, Help!

If only we knew why this works so well...

#51 Where Did It Go?

#52 Don't Mind Us, We'll Just Sit Here.

#53 Cat Interior Design

#54 I Still Think It Was A Good Idea

#55 Food, Food Everywhere

Cats are very food-centered creatures.

#56 Waiting For A Snack In Disguise

#57 Just Cat Moments

#58 So Comfy

#59 Stowaway

#60 Why Yes, This Is Exactly Where I Fits Today.

This is most definitely puzzling logic.

#61 What Do You Mean "get Out So I Can Throw Away The Box"? We're Not Leaving Here E-v-e-r!

#62 Be My Servant, Human

#63 Indecisive Kitty

#64 Sinking Cats. They Have Beds, Sofas, Chairs.. But No This Is Comfy.

#65 I'm All The Decoration You Need.

You know what, you're right.

#66 Not Your Shoe Anymore!

#67 I Found A Use For The Dog!

#68 A Comphy Spot

#69 Perfect Fit!

#70 I Know Its Late, But Happy Birthday.

Cats think you're too useless to hunt your own mice, lol.

#71 He Wants To Be A Mommy!

#72 Hiding

#73 Just Because I Can

#74 Kitty Love

#75 Litle Bit Bigger Kitty

Size may sound like something important but really, a cat is a cat no matter how small or big.

#76 What? Clean Laundry? Must. Shed. Now.

#77 Not Allowed? Whatever....

#78 What Do You Mean You Have To Close The Drawer?

#79 Perfect Place To Sleep.

#80 Smarty

Ah yes, why would any other way of snuggling for a nap make sense?

#81 Cats And Food - A Never-Ending Nightmare

#82 Lovely Bed-box

#83 Cats Are Purr Evil

#84 Nobody Is Higher Than Me!

#85 I'm Sure You're Hiding My Cat Food Between The Socks, Let Me Check Again! :d

Investigative as heck.

#86 Am I Comfortable?! Of Course I A...zzzz

#87 Just An Average Day In A Cat's Life

#88 Finding My Seat Is Never Easy

#89 No Human You Shall Not Pass (for Our Exam), You Must Be As Dumb As Me #givemeattention

#90 Ooops!!!

There is a lot of regret in this photo.

#91 Watching The World Go By

#92 Say What?

#93 That Makes No Sense.

#94 Let´s Go??

#95 My Controller! My Paper!

Nothing is safe from cat sits.

#96 Cats Hate The Cold

#97 Water Tap Bed

#98 He Don't Wanna A Kiss :(

#99 What A Perfect Design.....

#100 I Need Both!

One, none, or all. It's hard to guess what a cat will choose.

#101 My Controller!

#102 Yes, The Best Way To Sleep...

#103 I Help Recycle Bag = Bed

#104 When I Don't See You I Become Invisible!

#105 Well, The Dog Isn't Always Wrong. This Is A Good Place For A Cold Drink.

I'll admit, the first time I saw my cat pull a dog move by drinking from the toilet I was filled with disappointment.

#106 Now I Iz Hipster

#107 Why Study When You Can Sleep?? Move Oover, Keyboard!

#108 I'll Show You A Merry Christmas!

#109 The Best Place Evar

#110 Praise Be To Satan

Your cat's motives may be sinister.

#111 Where Is My Present ??????????

#112 I Want My Presents!

#113 What Do You Mean - There Is Not Cat Food Left !

#114 Tax Heaven

#115 Looking For A Fly To Hunt !

You can see so much from up high!

#116 Time To Clean

#117 A Year In The Life Of A Cat

#118 I Am A Meercat

#119 You Can't See Me!

#120 I Fits

This cat is 110% fed up with your BS

#121 Looked Like Catnip ... Tasted Like Catnip

#122 Moving Or Vet?

#123 The Cleanest, Coldest Water In The House.

#124 You Can't See Me I'm Hiding!!

#125 "she Looks Comfy, I Need To Sleeps There Too. "

A classic cuddle puddle.

#126 I Really Don't Care If You Fail Your Exam.

#127 Its Time You Went To Bed Human

#128 No, This Is Comfy!

#129 Mycatkatsi

#130 I'm Not Eating That - It Look Weired

I have so many questions...

#131 Nothing For Me ????????????????????????????

#132 When You Can't Find The Kitten...

#133 Oh So Comfy

#134 Soooo Comfy.... Go Away Human, This Is Mine!

#135 Game Play

You came to the wrong neighborhood, pal.

#136 Cat Gift

#137 Don't Dare Think I'm Wing-less ...i Can Do It Hold On Im Getting The Proof

#138 My Perfect Bed In Wild Nature :-)

#139 She Came Back!

#140 Does This Go To 11?

The vibrations are irresistible.

#141 No I Am Not Stuck. I, Um, Meant To Not Know How To Get Down

#142 Let's Be Friends... For A While :)

#143 Shelter From Thunder!

#144 Why Can't I?

#145 Cat Bed? I Thought You Said Car Seat!

If it belongs to the baby, it belongs to the cat. FACTS.

#146 What To Attack First? Fox Sock Or Hand?

#147 Cajas

#148 In The Box

#149 I'll Perch Here Awkwardly Instead Of On My Bed.

#150 Can't You See I Am Taking A Nap Here? You Are Going To Have To Wait To Wash Your Hands Human.

Everything about a bathroom sink was designed for cats, apparently.

#151 Feed Me Now!

#152 Sleeping

#153 That Was Good???? What !

Elana