People On The Internet Had A Courtroom-Style Discussion Over If This Bread Knife Is Real

It’s amazing how such a trivial dispute can be backed up by such solid evidence.

Damjan

• Published in Funny
• April 11, 2020

The internet was invented to enable the exchange of information and ideas. And when you have so many different opinions in one place, there are bound to be arguments and disputes. A lot of them…Yeah, the internet was invented for arguing and occasional interesting meme sharing. At least, that’s what I use it for.

Some debates are about important things, where people can even learn something, and the others are … I don’t really know how to call a dispute about sliced bread. 

One such “meaningful” debate over a “bread knife” on Tumblr was taken to another level when the participants started using courtroom-like expressions and Pheonix Wright illustrations.

The whole dispute started with three photos that show a long knife inserted in a loaf of bread. Take a look:

There it is:

A bred knife:

At first, there wasn’t much interest in the knife.

But one fearless self-styled internet lawyer decided to tell the truth:

Hold on to your seats.

Oh boy!

It does.

The prosecution made their case. The defendant had evidently, falsified a bread sword with malice. He should be locked away! Or should he?

Now its time for the defense.

Wham!

Hmmmm, no glow evident.…

Good point.

By now, the jury doesn’t know what to think.

It’s a massive liability, but Google image search is solid proof for the defense.

Maybe that will settle it. We can only hope there’s no more, and we can move on with our lives.

No, wait, it goes on.

Yeah, and more...

Oh, and more...

What?

GIFs? Are you kidding me?

Well, this left us bamboozled…

Damjan