Weird Sentences That There Is No Way Anyone Else Had Ever Said Them Before

Some sentences just take a special kind of person to create

Rachel

• Published in Funny
• June 16, 2021

Have you ever heard the rhetorical question “have you ever had a unique thought?” It gets us to think about the fact that there are only so many different words, and only so many different sentences in which you can construct those words.

Basically, any time you say something ever, there is a super high chance that someone else has already said it. This is possibly true for the more basic small talk chats, but what about something a little spicier?

This Reddit thread is dedicated to discovering “brand new sentences.” The sentences posted in the group must be unique and interesting thoughts—with bonus points if they’re funny!

A valid point about nature warnings

"Plump As A Partridge"

Moving this into my vocabulary immediately

This soil does not match my vibes

Pay them more.

Sliced and mulched up trees

Thanks, Brad.

Ummm.... pretty much

Facts.

Biological animal companion

Perfect reputation to have

I would argue that it is a bad thing it happened so long ago

A sad reality of life

Google translate would have a lot of hits in this thread

Fair

Wait, what?

No concept of time, only pasta

No thanks to the itch juice

This changed my perception of the world.

My brothers computer still sounds like a kettle boiling

Be The Inexplicable Phenomena You Wish To See In The World

Their object permanence is not good, right?

I'M SO OLD

I am chorizo

Use the robots, instead.

New exit phrase unlocked.

Well, are they?

I mean, true.

R.I.P Cotton Eyed Joe

Better than "which flavour of Christian are you?"

Oooft

Two halves of a whole

Welp that will haunt my nightmares

Is this why I keep forgetting why I walk into rooms?

(Also the OG Wiggles do 18+ concerts now sometimes)

Probably

Man spells.

Pro tip!

Mood

Dress For The Jockey You Want, Not The Jockey You Have

Snarrot

What is the most unique sentence you have ever heard? Share it in the comments below.

Find more, over on the "Brand New Sentence" thread on Reddit.

Rachel