20 Posts For People Who Love Books More Than People

If you'd rather curl up with a good book than go outside, join the (book) club.

Tiara

• Published in Funny
• December 9, 2018

Nothing beats the smell of the pages of a good book. If they could bottle and sell it as perfume, I'd gladly walk around smelling like a 56-year-old librarian who knows precisely which shelf and aisle each book is located.

Books understand you. Books do not judge you. Books certainly do not put an empty milk carton back in the fridge or steal your parking spot. Why bother with people when you can lose yourself in a great book? These 20 posts have absolutely nailed the life of a true book lover.

Be right back; I'm off to buy another book...

Hopefully she also has a "kitchen"

Is it really a problem though?

Just one more chapter!

I'm not ignoring you, but I'm also not paying attention to you

Not today, life. Not today

No quitters allowed - keep reading

Just be cool. Just...be...cool

When you wonder what you've gotten yourself into

It's cruel, unusual...and genius

This solves multiple issues at once

Sorry, not sorry

When a book speaks to you on a deeper level

Life is a book

If you value your health, don't do it

The only tour I need, thanks

And having to deal with real people at the same time

Now this is my kind of party

The only way for every book to have a "Happily Ever After"

Is this fiction or...?

Basically avoid all human interaction

Tiara