Baristas Reveal Their Most Outrageously Bizarre Drink Orders

"I’ll have lemonade with no lemons, thank you. "

Damjan

• Published in Interesting
• June 13, 2024

For many, coffee is a morning ritual, a pick-me-up, or a comforting beverage enjoyed throughout the day. Some prefer simple and robust, while others venture into more adventurous territory, adding sugar, whipped cream, or chocolate to their brew.

But what happens when coffee orders veer into the realm of the bizarre? At Starbucks, where coffee culture reigns supreme, baristas have seen it all.

From the classic black coffee drinkers to those who concoct elaborate, multi-step orders that boggle the mind, the spectrum of coffee preferences is vast. Yet, amidst the usual hum of coffee machines and the aroma of freshly ground beans, there exists a subset of customers whose orders stand out for their sheer eccentricity.

These peculiar preferences have not gone unnoticed by Starbucks baristas, who have taken to social media to share their encounters with these unconventional coffee connoisseurs. From intricate instructions involving multiple syrups, toppings, and special requests to downright bewildering combinations that defy all logic, the tales of bizarre coffee orders are as entertaining as they are perplexing.

While Starbucks strives to create a welcoming environment for both customers and employees alike, there is a line that should not be crossed.

While the company benefits part-time workers and a significant portion of its staff earns above the minimum wage, it's essential to remember the human element behind the counter. No one should have to decipher a 20-step coffee order or endure the frustration of getting a name wrong on a cup.

However, Starbucks isn't the only coffee chain dealing with unusual requests. Even at Dunkin', known for its simplicity and speed, some push the boundaries of reason with their outlandish demands. Ultimately, it all comes down to common courtesy and respect for those who serve us our daily dose of caffeine.

Not an easy job

12. "What’s known at the soda fountain as a “suicide.”

14. "A snowcone by any other name."

17. "One wasp, please."

1. "Would love to know what “upside down” means."

24. Insane. "

21. person is in a coma now."

13. take one with everything."

15. "Pump it up."

18. "Why would anyone do this to themselves? Was this a dare?"

8. "Throw a few bananas in there why don’t you?"

30. "A possible world record?"

11. "I wanted ice cream, but this will have to do."

2. "Why should be asked every time someone orders."

27. "This is the least weird one on the list, and it’s still a lot."

5. "Hold the coffee. "

29. "Non-fat so it’s healthy."

19. water in the drink famous for having a lot of water in it."

9. "The sugar and Splenda combo."

16. "Water with extra water."

3. "How many pumps, sir?"

25. "This person knows that they like—all of it."

22. "Whatever else you got back there, throw it in. Maybe some butter? "

4. "30 for 30."

26. "Is that the name he gave at the counter?"

20. "It’s a mobile order because the person barely wants anyone to see their face."

7. "I’ll have lemonade with no lemons, thank you. "

23. the whip. I’m watching my figure."

6. "There’s definitely no room left."

28. "Lizard"

10. "I’ll know if you don’t do the half pump."

So, how can we make sure everyone has a great coffee-drinking experience? It's simple: be kind, be considerate, and remember the people serving you. Whether you're ordering a basic black coffee or a fancy caramel macchiato with extra foam and a sprinkle of cinnamon, a little empathy goes a long way.

As we laugh about the weirdest and funniest coffee orders, let's also remember to treat each other with dignity and respect, both in the coffee shop and beyond. In a world where a cup of coffee can bring people together, let's make sure it's for the right reasons.

Damjan